McGonagall: RON WEASLEY! IF YOU'D LIKE TO STEP INTO THE EXAM HALL PLEASE!
Ron: I can't!
McGonagall: Why not?
Harry: He's on his lead for all eternity *Points to his lead which is wrapped around the nearest post*
McGonagall: I suggest you take it off of him because he has exams to do
Harry: Number one, he's on his lead for all eternity because he didn't find the gold and number two, he doesn't need to take any exam because the only answer he'll know is his name
Hermione: Look who's talking...
Ron: And even then I'll struggle!
McGonagall: Just get in there, Weasley...
Harry: Here, take his lead. Ensure he doesn't come off of it. *Hands over lead* Now where is Chuck Norris? I've been waiting FOREVER for him to arrive!
Filch: WHERE'S MY CAT! MRS NORRIS, MRS NORRIS WHERE ARE THOU MRS NORRIS!
Harry: What are you doing?
Filch: LOOKING FOR HOT SINGLES IN MY AREA, WHAT DO YOU THINK.
Harry: Who cares about Mrs Norris anyway? Ron probably ate her anyway.
Hermione: Mr Filch! You've finally made an appearance! It's like Merlin himself finally stepping into our conversations! So rare and so old!
Filch: I finally got hired by the stupid writer, business must have got slow
Mrs Norris: *Walks in*
Filch: There she is!
Harry: Cue dramatic reunion music...
Filch: *Runs towards Mrs Norris in slow motion, dramatically*
Mrs Norris: *Leaps towards Filch in slow motion, dramatically*
*Both continue to run towards each other dramatically*
Harry: You really don't have to run like that, there's a thing called normal speed...USE IT
Mrs Norris: *Runs past Filch and sits at Harry's feet*
Harry: FILTHY ANIMAL, DO NOT DARE TOUCH THE FEET OF HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER
Katniss: Are you Harry Potter?
Harry: WHO WANTS TO KNOW?!?
Katniss: Me, Chuck Norris couldn't turn up today so he told me to come instead
Harry: Eww I don't want you, I want the great and almighty —
Katniss: *Pulls out bow and arrow, shoots him in the knee*
Harry: AHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS HOW DARE YOU — wait a second
McGonagall: Potter, we're ready for you in the exam hall
Harry: Sorry, can't do it. Took an arrow to the knee.
McGonagall: *Facepalm* I'm waiting for that joke to get old...
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Dear fans
Scratch that, I couldn't update.
I lost inspiration, okay? I'm sorry. I know you've been nagging me for an update and it's not that I didn't want to I just couldn't.
A couple of weeks ago I had a week of mock exams, turns out I got pretty good grades even without studying and I thought there wasn't a better way to update the conversations than now! I've also been on more cinema trips (Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Frozen and very soon: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug!) because that's what I do best and it's almost Christmas! Woo-hoo!
TheHalfBloodPrincess x
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