*In President Snow's mansion*
Snow: Hey, Effie, you lookin' so fine this morning
Haymitch: BACK OFF MY LADY, MAN!
Snow: Oh dear god it's him...Not him, anyone but him...
Haymitch: Why so scared?
Effie: Leave President Snow alone! *Turns to Snow and whispers* Save me from the drunk!
Peacekeeper1: *Walks in* We have found him, sir
Peacekeeper2: *Drags Harry in* he has the scar and everything, it must be him.
Snow: *Studies Harry* Wow, that's one awesome scar you've got there -
Harry: SANTA! *Runs over to Snow and sits on his lap* I've been a very good little boy this year! I want some new nail varnish, an iPad 3 and a Unicorn oh and another unicorn so the first one doesn't get lonely. I'll call them Twinkle and Sparkle!
Snow: Do you mind?
Harry: NO! I-I mean! Sorry, Santa! Don't put me on the naughty list!
Snow: No, no, I would never put you on the naughty list, Harry!
*Peacekeepers look at each other*
Harry: Really?
Snow: Of course not! In fact I'm going to guarantee your place in The Hunger Games!
Harry: Oh my goodness! I can't wait!
Snow: Lets go prepare you for the games...
*Harry is taken to District 9 and three quarters*
McGonagall: Welcome, welcome, the time has come to select one courageous young witch and wizard in the honour of representing District 9 and three quarters in the 74th annual Hunger Games!
Hermione: Oh goody, spells!
McGonagall: Ladies first! *Pulls out name* HERMIONE GRANGER!
Hermione: Oh why did I speak so soon?
Ginny: I volunteer!
Hermione: WOO! I'M SAFE!
McGonagall: Now for the boys...*Pulls out name* HARRY POTTER!
Harry: *Stands there*
McGonagall: Come now, Harry, you've been picked!
Harry: No, no, you don't understand I'm waiting for volunteers!
*All the boys fall silent*
Harry: I'M THE CHOSEN ONE! SOMEONE HAS GOT TO VOLUNTEER FOR ME!
Ron: Sorry, Harry, but this is your job.
Harry: B-But I'm the boy who lived!
McGonagall: Lets see if you can live again!
Harry: Oh why me! And snow still hasn't given me Twinkle and Sparkle! *Sobs*
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Harry Potter conversations
FanfictionA bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter
