Voldie and the death munchers cinema trip - Hunger Games

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Voldemort: Alright, my little darlings! The last cinema trip was a success! And I think we should go again! *Pulls out stack of tickets* 

Bellatrix: Ooooh! Voldie Mouldy! What are we seeing? 

Voldemort: We are seeing our latest rival film to see what they've got what we haven't got. 

Yaxley: Please, we've got everything. Including her! *Points to Lucy* 

Lucy: *Hides 'I love Marvel top* Oh! Yes! Of course...And we've got my dad too! 

Snape: What?

*At the cinema* 

Cinema assistant dude: Oh dear god it's them again...

Voldemort: WE'RE BACK!

Bellatrix: I see he's squeezed his spots! Has he sorted out his huge ego problem?

Cinema assistant dude: Just go in...

*All run in trampling the poor cinema assistant* 

Voldemort: EVERYONE SHUT UP AND WATCH THE FILM!

*During film* 

Snow: Until it was decreed each year that each District would offer up one young man and woman to be prepared to fight to the death.

Voldemort: I have a new hero.

Katniss: It's your first year Prim, they're not going to pick you.

Lucy: She looks like me! But I bet she isn't as good at using spells like me.

Haymitch: This is the time to show them everything... 

Voldemort: Don't worry, darling, I'll show you everything...*winks* 

Effie: We have our tributes Peeta Mellark! And Katniss Everdeen!

Fenrir: BELLATRIX! *Points at Effie* 

Bellatrix: SHUT UP! AND PEETA LOOKS LIKE DRACO!

Draco: Always the fit one ;)

Lucy: If I'm going in The Hunger Games with him he'll be the first to die...

Katniss: Stay with me...

Peeta: Always...

Snape: SAY WHAT?!? THAT IS MY LINE! THIS IS DISGRACEFUL!

Voldemort: THIS MOVIE IS RUBBISH! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! *Throws temper tantrum* 

*Movie switches off* 

Snape: This is the worst day of my life...

Voldemort: I bet Harry's behind this!

Harry: It wasn't me!

Yaxley: It was the face of rebellion...

*All turn to Lucy* 

Lucy: *Holds up picture of Suzanne Collins* 

Fenrir: HER!

Snape: *Holds up picture of J.K Rowling* Us Potterheads will not surrender!

Voldemort: We've been going strong for ten years! WE WILL NOT GIVE IN!

Dumbledore: May the enemies please come in!

*Hunger Games people enter* 

Haymitch: Time for the real show...The real Hunger Games. We won't stop at anything...  

Katniss: American future verses... 

Lucy: England's past... 

Yaxley: On your marks... 

Peeta: Get set... 

Fenrir: GO 

*All charge in then begin eating food* 

Voldemort: WE WON'T STOP AT NOTHING! WE RULE THE WORLD! 

Draco: OH STUFF THIS! 

*Everyone turns to him* 

Draco: Oh c'mon lets face it...Twilight is still the best! 

Marvel: Can I kill him with my spear now or later?

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Hello all ;) 

I hope you enjoyed this conversation Potterhead or whatever The Hunger Games fans call themselves ;D 
And if you are going to comment before you do either type: Potterhead or Mockingjay as to what side your on. If you're both (like me) put both!

Many thanks!

TheHalfBloodPrincess x  

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