Harry Potter conversations

Harry turns goth

This is dedicated to my good friend xXLouiseMalfoyXx because well she's a good friend XD 

NO OFFENCE TO GOTHS

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Harry: You know Snape you have really inspired me

Snape: How?

Harry: To turn goth

Snape: How on earth have I inspired you to turn goth?!

Harry: Isn't it obvious my greasy haired friend? You wear black all the time and you stay in dark places!

Snape: Mr Potter I find that offencive!

Harry: The truth hurts dude!

Snape: You're just like your father lazy! Arrogant! - 

Harry: Awesome, amazing, too cool for you!

Snape: Potter leave!

Harry: Awesomeness is leaving the building! *Exits*

*Half an hour later*

Ron: Have you seen Harry, Hermione?

Hermione: No I haven't but I heard he was inspired by Snape about something...

Ron: That's odd!

Hermione: I know! Just like you!

Harry: Hey guys! *Enters* 

Hermione: HARRY WHAT THE DEVIL ARE YOU WEARING?!

Harry: Clothes! Duh! 

Ron: You're a mini Snape!

Harry: No I'm goth you idiot!

Ron: Oh....

Hermione: Why are you goth?

Harry: Because when Mouldysnort sees me he'll be scared to death!

Voldermort: Lalala! Follow the butterflies!

Ron: OI! THAT'S MY LINE!

Voldermort: Yeah whatever...Huh? OH MY GOD WHO IS THAT?!

Harry: YOU'RE WORST NIGHTMARE!

Voldermort: *Runs off screaming like a girl*

Harry: You may now bow at my awesomness...

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