After a very long time after moping around the Harry Potter crew are starting to get a little restless, I think it's time they got entertained don't you?
Voldemort: SHUT UP NARRATOR YOU'VE NEGLECTED US FOR TOO LONG (Throws Wormtail at Narrator)
Sorry, Voldie, I'll let you get on...
(At the Malfoy Manor)
Voldemort: OKAY IDIOTS AS THE LAST TRIP WAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER DISASTER IT'S TIME WE GO ON ANOTHER TRIP BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING GOING WRONG.
Dumbledore: What do you mean? I thought our titanic reenactment was absolutely perfect!
Voldemort: SHUT UP, OLDIE THIS ISN'T THE TIME! (Lowers voice) I can't believe he cheated on me! It's just given Bellatrix the wrong idea!
Snape: I don't want to participate in the next trip...
Harry: WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE, SNAPEY?!?
Snape: BECAUSE OF YOU IDIOTS
Voldemort: OUR NEXT TRIP WILL BE TO THE WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER SITUATED IN FLORIDA! WHOOOO!
Snape: I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING, I'LL GET A SUN TAN AND IT'LL RUIN MY DEATHLY PALE GLOW
Draco: WHAT'S FLORIDA? SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING MY FATHER SHOULD OWN!
Lucius: SHUT UP, DRACO, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! I OWN SNAPE AND NOTHING ELSE
Harry: ITS GOT A PLACE WITH MY NAME IN IT THEREFORE IT IS MINE
Draco: OH MY GOD HARRY YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
(Later on Voldemort begins handing out plane tickets at the airport)
Voldemort: OH DEAR WE APPEAR TO BE ONE TICKET SHORT, BELLATRIX IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY HERE
Wormtail: I'll take the trip as a piece of luggage, My Lord! (Hops onto conveyor belt and gets taken away with the various pieces of luggage that the Death Eaters have taken with them) FAREWELL PEASANTS
Remus: Well he's not exactly travelling in style...
(On the plane)
Flight Attendant: Good morning, Sir, enjoy your flight!
Voldemort: I think its time you upgrade to broomsticks rather than this old tin can
Flight Attendant: I don't understand, Sir —
Harry: (Runs past) I HEARD THERE WAS FREE FOOD!
Greyback: FOOD! (Climbs onto Voldemort's shoulders) FOOD FOOD FOOD
Voldemort: I should've just taken them to the cinema...
(Later on when everybody's in their seats)
Draco: I'M BORED!
Harry: SHUT UP, DRACO, I'M TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP!
Draco: WELL YOU'LL NEED AN AWFULLY LONG SLEEP THEN!
Lucius: I KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO! WE'LL SING!
Narcissa: Oh no...
Lucius: (Stands up) EVERYBODY SAY DEATH EATERS AND KEEP IT GOING! MASK, TATTOO, DEATH!
Voldemort: I'VE GOT NO NOSE AND I'M STILL A DEATH EATER
Snape: I'VE GOT GREASY HAIR BUT I'M STILL A DEATH EATER
Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS WHEN I'M A DEATH EATER
Bellatrix: I'M IN LOVE WITH VOLDEMORT AND I'M DEFINITELY A DEATH EATER
Lucius: YEAH I LOVE SNAPE BUT I'M STILL A DEATH EATER
Narcissa: I'M MARRIED TO LUCIUS AND I STILL AIN'T A DEATH EATER
Greyback: (Grunting noises) DEATH EATER
Barty Crouch Jr.: I'M A TIME LORD CAN I STILL BE A DEATH EATER?
Voldemort: NOOOO!!! (Chucks him out of the plane)
Will the Harry Potter crew make it to Florida without any more destruction? I'll guess we'll find out in the next part!
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