NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE WHO LIKES TWILIGHT!
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Draco: Hello scar head!
Harry: Hello ferret
Draco: Ferret? That's a bit low!
Harry: You called me a name so I called you one back!
Draco: I told the truth not a lie!
Harry: So did I!
Draco: Potty no mates!
Harry: Ferret I'm so scared I have to call daddy!
Draco: Filthy half breed!
Harry: Vampire!
Draco: What? Wait why a vampire?
Harry: You keep going on about blood and I heard this rumor that you and Cedric sparkle in the sunlight!
Draco: Your skin is ice cold like Bella would say...
Harry: Bellatrix VeryStrange?
Draco: No Potty Bella from Twilight!
Harry: ...
Draco: ...
Harry: So your telling me that you read Twilight?
Draco: Maybe, besides me and Cedric understand each other!
Harry: OK? Snape made me read Twilight the other day as a punishment! *Shudder*
Draco: Did you enjoy it?
Harry: No besides Edward is a...
Snape: Mr Potter you weren't thinking of taking my line were you?
Harry: No er Snape...TAKE IT AWAY!
Snape: Edward Cullen is a sparkling fairy princess!
Cedric: Thanks for the compliment Professor much appreciated!
Snape: No problem, but let me just say real men don't sparkle
Cedric: Oh...
Harry: But Snape your pale, don't you sparkle in the sunlight? Besides you stay in that dark dungeon all day!
Snape: Potter! Detention! You will read the entire Twilight series!
Harry: Make ferret do it!
Draco: Oh please Professor!
Snape: Very well, Mr Potter, Mr Malfoy and Mr Diggory will be reading the entire Twilight series!
Draco/ Cedric: YAY!
Harry: NEYOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Voldermort: Hey that's my line!
Harry: Whatever V-dawg go back to your dirt eaters!
Voldermort: BOO HOO!
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Thanks for reading comments much appreciated :)
STAI LEGGENDO
Harry Potter conversations
FanfictionA bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter
