*Harry and Ginny on the Hogwarts train, being taken to the Capitol*
Harry: *Has iPod in* BECAUSE YOU AND I! WE WERE BORN TO DIE!
Ginny: Harry, shut up.
Harry: No, this is how I roll
McGonagall: Morning all!
Ginny: Ugh...why did I volunteer for Hermione?
Harry: Because Hermione's so stupid and she'd die in like two seconds
Ginny: You really are mean!
Harry: No, I'm Harry pleased to meet you
Snape: *Walks in holding a wine glass* It appears that I have two new tributes to train for the 74th annual Hunger Games...*Drinks wine* and it also appears that I don't care, and you would be perfectly right about that
Ginny: So you're going to let us die?
Snape: Pretty much *Reads Prophet*
Harry: BUT I'M HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER! EVERYBODY LOVES ME! I'M GOING TO KILL VOLDEMORT! And Snow for that matter...
Snape: I'm none of the wiser
Ginny: Give us some tips on how to stay alive!
Snape: Lets see...don't die
Ginny: Thank you captain obvious...tell us some real tips!
Snape: Don't get a spear to the head or an arrow to the knee...
Harry: Sounds good to me! Hey! I thought that we were going to have some bloke named Haymitch train us
Snape: Under unfortunate circumstances you have me, I am much like mr Abernathy; both my parents are dead and as well as my lover
Ginny: ...
Harry: Well I'm going to bed now, ta-ta!
*Later on, the awesome district arrive at the Capitol and are taken down to the remake room*
Harry: NO! NO! STOP IT! NOOOO!!!
Voldemort: I only cut your nails, CALM DOWN! *Slaps Harry with a fish*
Harry: *Sob* I DON'T LIKE IT!
Voldemort: Fine, go meet your stylist. You and Ginny are sharing because we have a shortage on staff
Harry: A shortage are you kidding me? WE HAVE LIKE A HUNDRED CHARACTERS IN THE -
Voldemort: *SLAPS* I KILLED THEM ALL, GROW UP!
Harry: *Walks into another room* What the — ?
Snape: Yes, yes, I am your stylist. They don't call me Snape the style Queen for nothing.
Ginny: This is stupid, you can't have all the roles!
Snape: Yes, I can. Because I'm Alan Rickman and you both have detention
Ginny: *Groan*
*In the tribute parade*
Caesar: And now! For District 9 and three —
Claudius Templesmith: *Whispers in Caesar's ear*
Caesar: Well, it seems that our tributes for District 9 and three quarters have been given detention and instead to take their place we have Severus Snape...
Snape: *Waves to crowd* Snape 1 Potter 0...oh how I love The Hunger Games my way *Turns around* HEY! WHY ARE THEY ON FIRE? *Grabs walkie talkie* VOLDEMORT SET ME ON FIRE!
Voldemort: What!?!
Snape: JUST DO IT!
Voldemort: Alright! *Presses button*
Snape: OW OW OW!
Peeta: I guess he didn't realise our flames was synthetic *Laughs*
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