April fools!

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Harry: I SAID ROCK THE HOUSE!!!!

Snape: I SAID SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!

Voldemort: Oh burn!

Harry: Why do you keep saying burn?

Voldemort: It's one of them teenager sayings! Well TheHalfBloodPrincess says it alot!

TheHalfBloodPrincess: Oh sure drag me into this!

Snape: Yeah drag my own daughter into it!

Voldemort: You have a daughter?

TheHalfBloodPrincess: Still in the room Mouldysnort...

Voldemort: HEY! WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME MOULDYSNORT?!

TheHalfBloodPrincess: I make them do it...Because I create these conversations! Do you think you could be funny on your own?

Voldemort: OF COURSE I COULD! WATCH THIS!

TheHalfBloodPrincess: *Types something*

Voldemort: NEH HEH HEH!

TheHalfBloodPrincess: hee hee the magic of my keyboard! Smiley face! :D

Snape: You got owned! 

Harry: Owned!

TheHalfBloodPrincess: Another one of my favourite sayings! 

Snape: Epic fail?

TheHalfBloodPrincess: MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE!

Voldemort: Neh heh heh....

Bellatrix: I'M COMING VOULDYMOULDY! *Hugs Voldie*

Voldemort: HEY! Get off!

TheHalfBloodPrincess: *Whistles innocently* 

Voldemort: WAIT! If you create these conversations...YOUR MAKING BELLATRIX DO THIS TO ME!

TheHalfBloodPrincess: Lalala! Follow the butterflies *Looks innocent* *Turns into Ron*

Voldemort: ...

Ron: APRIL FOOLS!

Snape: Er I would of sworn I had a daughter 

TheHalfBloodPrincess: Yeah you do! High five Ronald! *High fives Ron*

Ron: *High fives back* Epic!

TheHalfBloodPrincess: FAIL! 

Voldemort: How did you make such a convincing Lucy? 

Snape: Polyjuice! Polyjuice! P-P-Polyjuice potion! 

Voldemort: ?

Snape: Bewitch the mind, ensnare the senses, bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper in death

Harry: COVER YOUR EARS HE'S LECTURING US!

TheHalfBloodPrincess: Nah i'm good potions is my favourite lesson :D 

*Lucy gets odd looks from everyone* 

TheHalfBloodPrincess: Tee hee! I'm going to go listen to ACDC now! *Leaves* 

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