Harry Potter conversations

Quidditch

~ = thoughts

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Harry: Ron! Ron! Ron! Ron! Ron! Ron! 

Ron: *Wakes up from dream* Oh...I never knew people would be cheering my name!

Harry: RON!

Ron: Oh hey Harry, what's up? 

Harry: Quidditch! Quidditch! Quidditch! Quidditch! Quidditch!

Ron: What about Quidditch? 

Harry: Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Tomorrow! 

Ron: Let me get this straight...Quidditch tomorrow?

Harry: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 

Ron: Um OK? Right so um, what now?

Harry: Rub it in Draco's face! Rub it in Draco's face! Rub it Draco's face! Rub it in Draco's face!

Ron: That Gryffindor's going to win?

Harry: Go! Go! Gryffindor! Go! Go! Gryffindor! Go! Go! Gryffindor! 

*Meanwhile...* 

Draco: Crabbe! Goyle! Crabbe! Goyle! Crabbe! Goyle! Crabbe! Goyle!

Crabbe/Goyle: What? 

Draco: Quidditch! Quidditch! Quidditch! Quidditch! Quidditch! 

Crabbe: What about Quidditch?

Draco: Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Tomorrow! 

Goyle: Malfoy's gone mad hasn't he?

Crabbe: Yeah...

*At the Quidditch match* 

Harry: ~Must get snitch!~

Draco: ~Must go to Pigfarts!~

Harry: ~Must beat Slytherin!~

Draco: ~Must go out with Pansy!~

Harry: ~Must be awesome!~

Draco: ~Must...Oh i've run out of ideas...Um...Must go to Pigfarts!~

Lee Jordan: HARRY POTTER HAS CAUGHT THE SNITCH! GRYFFINDOR WINS!

Harry: WOOP! WOOP! 

Draco: Um what were we talking about? Oh yeah...Pigfarts! Pigfarts! Pigfarts!

Harry: Wah? 

Draco: Never mind Potter...Just go celebrate your glory with Gryffindor, and I shall run along and try and build a rocketship... *sigh* 

Harry: ~Ohoho! If I build Draco a rocket ship he'll go to space! And he'll never come back! OMG! OMG! OMG! This could possibly be the best day of my life!~

Draco: *sigh*

Harry: Hey Dracykins! Listen up! I'm going to build you a rocket ship! 

Draco: *Gasps* You will?!

Harry: ~Yup just to get rid of you...~ Yes of course! Now lets go build it together like good friends ~enimies~ do! 

Draco: Right you are! 

*After a while Harry had built Draco a rocket ship and he flew to mars and met Rumbleroar his idol and went to Pigfarts, Harry did victory dances all day with Ron and they looked like complete idiots that had one to many to drink so erm yeah...* 

Harry: WOOHOO! NO MORE MALFOY!

Draco: Hold your breath Potter because I am back from Pigfarts!

Harry: B-B-B-B-B-B-B....

Draco: It's OK don't cry about it I know you missed me! Let it out big guy...

Harry: *Cries dramatically on Draco's shoulder*

Draco: There, there, i'm sure...

Harry: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Draco: What about I....

Harry: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Draco: Harry? What about....

Harry: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Snape: ugh talk about drama queen! *Struts off doing his famous drama queen walk*