Romione

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by TheHalfBloodPrincess

by TheHalfBloodPrincess

*Ron and Hermione sit in the Gryffindor common room...*

Hermione: So what's your opinion on Flappy Bird?

Harry: *BURSTS INTO ROOM* GUYS I HAVE FANTASTIC NEWS

Ron: Oooh! What is it, Harry?

Harry: THEY'RE MAKING A FILM ABOUT FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM *Waves newspaper around*

Hermione: Oh! Goody! I really love that book! It's incredibly fascinating and —

Harry: AND J.K ROWLING NO LONGER SHIPS YOU

Ron: WHAT?!?! B-BUT I JUST PLUCKED UP THE COURAGE TO ASK HERMIONE OUT! D:

Hermione: WHO'S J.K ROWLING! I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT!

Harry: *Holds up newspaper and looks* Someone who thought up a series of seven books about us, that's sweet! I THOUGHT I WAS LOOSING FANGIRLS! I LOVE J.K ROWLING!

Ron: *BURSTS INTO TEARS* NO ONE LOVES ME!

Hermione: *HUGS RON* I LOVE YOU, RON!

Ron: *Sniffs* You do?

Hermione: Of course! What's not to love? I mean, you have ginger hair, you've got an interest in butterflies! You've got....ginger hair!

Harry: HUH, GAAAAAY! *Runs off singing 'what is love'*

Hermione: You shouldn't listen to anyone! You're a wonderful person, Ron! You shouldn't be the third wheel! You're amazing and handsome!

Ron: Really?

Hermione: Yes! I mean it!

Ron: *Gets up*

Hermione: Where are you going?

Ron: Nobody ships us so I'm going to go and look for hot singles in my area!

Well I ship them still.

Do you?

— TheHalfBloodPrincess x