Lucy: Hey people! It's TheHalfBloodPrincess!
Harry: And Harry freakin' Potter! You can't forget me Lucy!
Lucy: Newsflash Harry...I don't care!
Harry: Grr. I might get revenge on you for that
Lucy: I'll set my father on you
Harry: OK no revenge...*Shudders*
Lucy: Alright! So I have given you two weeks to write me and Harry an entry for my contest!
Harry: Heh hem!
Lucy: Sorry our contest
Harry: And the results are in!
Lucy: Let me finish!
Harry: Whatever...
Lucy: Many people have entered and we have read all the entries over and over just to make sure we had chosen the right winner and runner up. We thank everyone who entered our contest and we hope that you continue to enjoy the conversations!
Harry: I find it funny when I beat up Cedric! Don't you?
Lucy: Yeah! It's like well funny! And you sometimes beat up Ron :L
Harry: He's my minion he deserves it :)
Lucy: Your minion? He's your best friend...
Harry: Hey! Could we actually announce the winner and the runner up now please? I am actually getting tired of listening to you go on and on and on! Your worse than Hermione!
Lucy: Alright keep your scar on! Right so the winner is...
Harry: *Holds breath*
Lucy: Don't die in the process Harry...
Harry: *Nods*
Lucy: The winner is... smileyspongebob! Congratulations!
Harry: We thought your entry was really good :)
Lucy: So now we will both shut up *Clamps a hand around Harry's mouth* And let the readers see your entry! Once again congratulations smileyspongebob!
smileyspongebob's entry:
Ron/ Harry: Bother! Bother Bother!
Snape: Stop that otherwise I will give you detention for two months straight!
Harry: Look! His face is changing colours!
Tonks: OH MY HAIR CHANGES COLOURS!
Ron: Hi Tonks!
Tonks: Hey Ron!
Harry: HEY! Woah nobody said hi to me!!! I'm Harry freakin' Potter!!! *Runs away crying like a girl*
Snape: Issues...
Harry: I HEARD THAT! *Distant sobbing*
Cedric: Yo! Sup' everyone!
Harry: GO AWAY YOU FAN GIRL STEALING SPARKLY GAY UNICORN!
Voldemort: *Walks in* CEDRIC! I killed you like two movies ago!!!
Cedric: No you didn't! I was backstage eating a donut...And being a vampire...
Voldemort: *Screams like a little girl and runs away*
Cedric: But i'm in a young adult vampire romance novel...
Draco: OMG! LETS READ IT!
Tonks: I have a better idea! Lets throw it at Bellatrix!
*All nod in agreement*
~At the Malfoy manor~
Bellatrix: *Shriek* my Lord! What are THEY doing here!?
Voldemort: *Sees Cedric shrieks like a girl and runs away*
Bellatrix: What have you done!?
Cedric: *Throws book at Bellatrix*
Bellatrix: OH THE ROMACE!!!! Oh is this Twilight? *Picks up book and starts reading*
*And so Cedric continued to try and explain to Voldemort that he was not a REAL vampire and Harry still sobbed in the corner of the Gryffindor common room, while Bellatrix read her novel and the rest went to toys r us to play with barbies*
The end
P.S) Harry was eventually greeted by Cho Chang
Ron: You forgot the rest of it
Rider: What?
Ron: It's P. Sherman 42 Wallaby way Sidney
Rider: *Facepalm*
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Harry: *Throwing a party*
Lucy: Harry cut it out! Remember I have my father to sort you out! *Snape glare*
Harry: No i'm good beside's he's doing the limbo right now!
Lucy: *Faceplam* Oh dear god why...Why did my dad turn mad...
Harry: You can have Fred help you out with the runner up
Lucy: *Holds breath* Oh OK! *Mystical voice like Luna's*
Fred: Hey readers!
Lucy: H-Hi Fred...
Fred: You do know Professor Snape's doing the limbo
Lucy: Hi Fred...
Fred: *Waves hand in front of Lucy's face*
Lucy: Oh where were we?
Fred: The runner up!
Lucy: Oh yeah sorry! The runner up is...
Fred: Wonder who it is?
Lucy: EllaBond69!
Fred: Oh wow I love her stories! Which one shall we vote on?
Lucy: It's up to Ella which story we vote on :D
Fred: And also smileyspongebob needs one of their stories voting for!
Lucy: Silly Freddie! Of course I will vote on smileyspongebob's story!
Fred: Right! OK smileyspongebob and EllaBond69 would you please proceed to the comments box below and tell Me and Lu Lu what story you want us to vote on!
Lucy: ~He called me Lu Lu! *squeee!*~
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Harry Potter conversations
FanfictionA bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter
