Harry Potter conversations

Cedric gets facebook

Cedric: Oh wow I have FOUND Facebook! And I FIND it very intresting! 

Harry: What could you want with Facebook? I mean leave this poor dude called Facebook alone! The dude doesn't want some random sparkly guy on his very sucsessful website! 

Cedric: I think everyone is entitled to this website! Including people like me because I FOUND it! And last time I checked Facebook doesn't mean Harry Potter 

Harry: Dude! Look it up in latin! 

Cedric: *Goes on google translator and types in Harry Potter for English to Latin* 

Harry: *Smirks* 

Cedric: Oh my! Well I have FOUND the answer...And it is true! Yikes Harry you own everything! 

Harry: I know...Oh! Someones just messaged you check it out! 

Cedric: *Goes back on facebook and checks messages* Oh! It's from you! It says: Dear Cedric, I am writing to in form you about my website, now how do I put this nicely....GO AWAY YOU PATHETIC SPARKLY PRINCESS OTHERWISE I'LL.....Oh....Harry! That's not nice language! It's very naughty! 

Harry: What are you going to do? Tell my parents? Psh! 

Cedric: -__- 

Harry: Don't use that attitude on me boy!!! 

Cedric: Sorry Harry...Oh! Look I have a freind request from Edward Cullen! *Accepts request* 

Harry: Oh dear god another sparkly fairy princess...

Cedric: Oh! He wants to video message me! *Accepts video message* HI EDDIE! 

Edward: HI CED! 

Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cedric/Edward: ???? 

Harry: THE SPARKLES! THEY BURN!!!! 

Draco: *Walks in and steps into the light, sparkles* 

Harry: AHHHHH!!!!!! THERE EVERYWHERE! DUMBLEYDORE! HELP ME!!!!! 

Dumbledore: No way! Go save yourself! 

Cedric: *Walks up behind Harry* BOO! 

Harry: *Faints, wakes up from the dream* 

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Harry: Ah...There everywhere! ....ahhh! ....ahhh! 

Cedric: Morning sunshine! 

Harry: NO DON'T YOU DARE STEP INTO THE SUNSHINE!!!!! *Leaps out of bed and runs out* 

Cedric: Oh wow...I didn't know Harry had Twilight PJ's!