elevator : afi

twenty - nine

29 chapters already? Oml

Joke; how come u can never hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom

because the p is silent

do any of you realize how long i laughed at that

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"I'm sick and tired already, we've been here for nearly four hours, Danny. Four hours!" Ashton whined, kicking at the wall.

"Don't remind me." I sighed, running my hand through my long blonde hair.

"But I'm hungry and desperately need the bathroom! And I'm thirsty!" He yelled.

"Don't fucking yell at me just because you're frustrated." I snapped.

His face softened and he sunk back down, it's what he's been doing a lot while being in here - and it drives me insane.

He keeps getting up, punching or kicking the elevator and sinks back down on the floor, sighs, suggests a game to me, annoys me, and gets back up and repeats.

It's disgusting, but I could feel myself...leaking, if you know what I mean. I cringed and shivered from the disgustingness of it all, not knowing what to do.

Because, fuck; there wasn't anything I could possibly do.

I think Ashton noticed quite a while ago, but he hasn't said anything about it, and I'm thankful. Or else, he probably would have told everyone and let me die in embarrassment.

Even though, right now, being trapped in an elevator with him; is quite embarrassing.

"I'm bored." He said, sighing deeply.

"You don't say." I mumbled, playing with the rip in my light denim jeans - they're 'boyfriend' style apparently.

"Kill me, now, please." He said, sighing - again - over dramatically.

"Sure, give me a weapon." I said casually.

"God, who the fuck killed your cat?" He said, shaking his head.

"God," I mimicked him, "who took your virginity?"

"Mandy Helsmore, I was fourteen years -"

"No!" I exclaimed, covering my ears with my hands. "Nope, nope, nopety, nope, nope, no! I'm good!"

"Whatever, okay." He shrugged.

"Yeah," I sighed in relief, retracting my hands. "Okay."

"You're such a weirdo." He said, eyeing me in disgust, jokingly.

"Your weirdo." I said accidently, not realizing what I had said until I actually did - and now I'm hella embarrassed.

"Oh, really?" He smirked, noticing the evident blush on my cheeks. "Taking up my offer on bed tonight then, hm?"