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joke; where does a pirate get his morning coffee

Arrbucks

WAHAHAHHSHS

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I pounced at him,

Me,

Danielle Schriber,

Pounced,

At Ashton Irwin.

"Oh my god, what the fuck!" He squealed, trying to pry me off him.

"You ruined my life! You made me feel like absolute shit! I nearly killed myself because of what you said! Because of how you made me feel! I hate you! I fucking hate you!" I screamed, clawing at his face.

"Danny! Stop!" He pleaded.

"Why?" I asked pathetically, my voice cracking sadly.

"Because I love you." He blurted.

My jaw dropped and I sank back onto the floor, gaping at him -

What?

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Holy fuck shit

Plot twist or waaaaht

Fuck

ANYWAYS - I HAVE A NEW FANFIC CALLED INSECURE AND IM REALLLLYYYY EAGER TO GET MORE VIEWS BECAUSE IM SO EXCITED!!! THANK YOU

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