joke; where does a pirate get his morning coffee
Arrbucks
WAHAHAHHSHS
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I pounced at him,
Me,
Danielle Schriber,
Pounced,
At Ashton Irwin.
"Oh my god, what the fuck!" He squealed, trying to pry me off him.
"You ruined my life! You made me feel like absolute shit! I nearly killed myself because of what you said! Because of how you made me feel! I hate you! I fucking hate you!" I screamed, clawing at his face.
"Danny! Stop!" He pleaded.
"Why?" I asked pathetically, my voice cracking sadly.
"Because I love you." He blurted.
My jaw dropped and I sank back onto the floor, gaping at him -
What?
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Holy fuck shit
Plot twist or waaaaht
Fuck
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elevator : afi
Random"i can't believe i'm stuck in an elevator with ashton irwin." "my pleasure, sweets." subwaylrh || 2015