Blue Eyes

GOOD Mythical Morning!!!

Rhett POV

"I'm willing to bet that my morning routine is unlike anyone else's on Earth."

We then finish the teaser and get ready for the episode. It feels so good to be doing this again. And we even got a sponsor for the show, Orabrush. After weeks of calling people, trying to get sponsors and getting our studio set up, we finally are able to start filming. We start off the new year, 2012, with a new show Good Mythical Morning. It's so exciting!

"Good Mythical Morning!" Link says to the camera.

"This first ever inaugural episode of Good Mythical Morning is brought to you by Orabrush. If you don't know if your breath stinks, it probably does and it probably comes from a dirty tongue because ninety percent of all bad breath comes from a dirty tongue." Oh, man that was a mouthful.

"Go to CVS, Walmart, or Orabrush.com and get yourself one or a whole set people."

"Ya know... This is it, Link. It's beginning." It really is. It's the start of something great. I can feel it.

"Usually you say this is it when something is ending..... So that kind of threw me right from the beginning...... because this is the beginning."

"This is the beginning of something beautiful. Hopefully something special in your life." I'm talking to the mythical beasts here.

"Ya know whenever I'm beginning something new,-"

"And you-you're talking about this show right? I just wanna clarify."

"Yeah the show." What did he think I was talking about?

"You're talking about this show."

"Yeah." Again..... What did he think I was talking about?

"Okay..."

"What did you think-like....a relationship?"

"I didn't- I didn't know if you were about to blindside me with something."

"You've been my best friend since 1984. I didn't  think I had to define THAT."

"This- this is it, Link. It's over. Our friendship is over. Yeah. I- I just- I dread that day Rhett, when that happens."

I know he's joking so I just continue talking and ignore him. "Whenever I'm starting something new, I usually wear a v-neck on that day."

"With a hoodie over it." Yes, Link. With a hoodie over it.

"It's like- it centers me emotionally."

"We're glad that you joined us. Thanks for watching. We want this to be something, like Rhett said, special."

"Hm.." I agree with him there.

"We want it to be mythical. We want this to be part of your daily routine. We want it to be part morning routine OR ya know, we already recognize that some people are gonna be watching this thing- perhaps you- at a time that is not actually in the morning." He has a point there. It's a mythical morning no matter what time of day.

"But it's always a mythical morning somewhere."

"That could be like a slogan or something on a cereal box." True.

"We should make a t-shirt that says that."

"Whenever you watch this show, that's when your mythical morning happens. Like a new beginning!"