chaotic shiny :. resource & generator thread

human :. good idea gen

Turn back the advancing horde by swashbuckling and making outlandish statements.

Destroy the evil artifact by galloping off on a half-trained horse.

Slay the obnoxiously smug vampire by jumping on a table and jumping through a window with the help of amazingly good luck.

Banish the demon by using the spell that must never be used and blowing things up.

Win the contest by calling on the power of the magic sword.

Impress the king by making a valient last stand.

Return from exile and win the respect of the people by weaving an elaborate web of lies and performing elaborate acrobatics.

Save the village and catch the real criminals by bribing the guards and balancing on a rolling barrel.

Evade capture and break the seige by wearing impressively shiny armor and being fired from the catapult with the help of the streetwise beggar-child.

Restore peace to the land and repel the invaders by going shirtless.