Let's Get Physical.

Getting Your Ass Back

2 Weeks Later

Terrence POV

Ok...ok...I know I said that I won't get taraji back with a prank..but I got a really good idea. I'm going to make her think I'm breaking up with her. Yep. This is going to be so good. I can't wait for this. Her reaction is going to be gold. I got the camera and I set up to so that I can see her reaction and you could see mine. We don't post these up...but the kids said we should. I guess we'll think about it. Taraji was out at target picking up some more baby food so I had time to get everything ready. I grabbed a suitcase and packed some of my things. I went downstairs into the area by the dumpsters and she started calling me so I knew she was home. I answered the phone.

T-hello?

Tj- hey baby where are you?

T- I left...

Tj- left and went where?

T- no...I left and...I'm not coming back..

Tj- what the fuck do you mean you're not coming b-

I hung up on her purposely and I felt so bad doing it. I laughed a bit and went back upstairs to make it seem as if I forgot something. As soon as I walked in she came to the door angrily and with her arms crossed. She looked so adorable but I had to act like I was breaking up with her. "What do you mean you're leaving?" she asked me And I brushed past her without saying anything. She followed behind me into our bedroom. I went into the closet and started getting my stuff. "What are you doing?" she asked me. This prank is so perfect with our anniversary right around the corner too. "What the fuck are you doing?" she asked me. "I just forgot to get something." I said going into the closet. "Get what?" she asked me angrily. "I just came back to get my stuff." I said to her and she stood there angry and confused. I started getting my clothes. "What the hell do you mean?" she asked going into my closet and blocking me while I was getting my stuff. "I'm just trying to get my stuff.." I said. "No like where is this shit coming from?" she asked me trying to get the clothes from me. "I'm just done.." I said. "Why?" she asked me. "I'm just done." I said again. "Why?" she repeated. "Why can't I just be done?" I asked her. "Why? Give me a reason." she said aggravated. She started to try and take the clothes from me. "Terrence I'm so freaking serious." she said and she held on to them. "I'm just done man damn.." I said. "Why?" she asked me. "Look I just came back to get my stuff." I told her. I laid my stuff on the bed and went back into the closet. "Really? Really?" she asked me standing there as I ignored her. "So now you're going to ignore me?" she asked me. "And I'll take care of Willie.." I said picking him up. "No you're not taking my fucking dog. No." she said taking him from me. "Ok then. Listen. I'm done.." I said getting more of my clothes. She stood next to the bedroom door staring at me as I went back and foward for awhile. "What the fuck did I do?" she asked as her voice broke and she started breaking down a little. It took everything in my power not to go over to her and kiss her. I ignored her and went back into my closet. "What did I do? Huh?" she asked saddened. I put more of my clothes on the bed and turned to her. "Look, you're making this harder then what it has to be.." I said looking down at her seriously. "I told you I'm done- Terrence really?" she asked me angrily. "Yes." I said shrugging. "Terrence our anniversary is coming up and you know we were supposed to go out of town..- "yes and I'm sorry for that but I'm done...I'm done." I said to her and her voice cracked even more and her eyes filled with tears. "For what reason?" she asked about to cry. "I told you I'm done. You're making this harder then what it has to be.." I said looking at her. She closed her eyes and tilted her head up to the ceiling and started cracking her knuckles. Awe shit. She does that as a warning that people better stop testing her. Basically: she's gonna beat my ass. I had to keep going as terrified as I was. "Just stop making this harder then what it has to be.." I said looking at her and shrugging. "Terrence...I'm not...I'm not fucking joking.." she said looking at me. "NEITHER AM i. I'm done just get over it.." I said turning away and going back into the closet. She went to the drawer and put on some shorts and then went to the bed and started grabbing my clothes I put on there to take them back into the closet. I tried to take them and she kept trying to take them from me. "Move man. MOVE! I AIN'T FUCKIN PLAYIN WIT YO ASS!" she shouted trying to take them and I knew she was mad because her D.C. accent started coming out. She got the clothes and threw them back into the wardrobe and turned to me. "I AIN'T DO SHIT TO YO ASS! I AIN'T DO SHIT TO YOU!" she shouted as I grabbed more clothes and I tried to take them. "No! Give me the fuckin clothes!" she shouted. "Ok I'll leave without- "I AIN'T DO SHIT TO YO ASS! I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT! ALL THAT FUCKIN SHIT I DONE FO YOU!" she shouted and I tried to grab more of my stuff. "NO." she shouted. "Alright then I'll just leave without stuff then." I said going to the bedroom door. "OK DEN GO! FUCKIN LEAVE!" she shouted angrily and in tears. She walked me to the door and I decided to be childish and turn around. "Man why the hell are you following me like you're lost?- GET OUT!" she shouted angrily. "I'm leaving- "GET OUT!- ok..- GO." she said constantly. I went to the door and she said something to stop me. "SO YOU REALLY JUST GONE LEAVE? AFTER ALL THE SHIT WE BEEN THROUGH YOU JUST GONE LEAVE? COME ON TERRENCE." she said looking at me with tears in her eyes that didn't fall yet. I felt so bad but this was so fun but sad. "4 fuckin years. 4 fuckin years." she said as I walked back in. "Ok I get that." I said shrugging. I went back into the room and into the closet getting more of my clothes and soon she followed. "Really? What the fuck are you doin?" she asked me standing in the doorway of the closet. "I'm doing us both a favor. I'm leaving. Everything is taken cared of." i said trying to sound serious. "Ok? Just don't make this harder then what it has to be- "WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN HARDER! I AIN'T DO SHIT TO YOU! AND YOU JUST COME IN HERE TALKIN BOUT SOME GETTIN READY FO YO SHIT!" she shouted as I started picking up more of my clothes and she took a shirt from me and threw it on the floor. "Terrence I'm not fuckin playin wit you. I'm not. I'm dead ass fuckin serious." she said getting in my face. "I'm just- "I'm serious. I'm fucking serious- "let me just- "I'm serious." she said to me. "What do you want from me?" I asked her. "WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN WHAT DO I WANT?!" she asked me shoving me against the wall. "I'm just trying to leave. That's it." I said shrugging. "GO. LEAVE WITHOUT ANYTHING! YOU JUST WANNA UP AND LEAVE, LEAVE!" she shouted signalling for me to do so.  "I just want my stuff- "no. Leave- "I just want my stuff- "NO. GO! YOU WANNA LEAVE, GET NEW SHIT! YOU WANNA UP AND LEAVE, GET NEW SHIT!" she shouted angrily. She left out of the room and hitting the door as she left and murmured. She kicked the wall and came back in. "I AIN'T DO SHIT TO YO ASS AND YOU WANNA FUCKIN DO ME LIKE THIS?!" she shouted at me. She left out of the room angry as ever. "YO ASS PROBABLY GOT SOMEBODY ELSE YOU FUCKIN STUPID ASS- ohhhh!" she inner-screamed as she walked down the hall and her voice trailed. She walked back in and saw me with more of my stuff and launched towards me ripping it out of my hands. "GET THE FUCK- man I'm not playin leave before I fuckin lay my hands on you. GET OUT.- "you're not going to lay a hand on me.- "GET OUT." she said and I knew damn well she actually will lay a hand on me. "Look I'm just trying to get my stuff so that I won't have to come back- "Terrence get the fuck out the house." she said angry. "I just want my stuff- "NAW YOU CAN'T HAVE SHIT! YOU WANNA LEAVE, LEAVE!- "I don't want to have to come back- "YOU CAN'T HAVE SHIT! LEAVE!- "I just want to get my stuff-" I was cut off by her taking it from me again. "GET OUT!- "ok and it will just let me get my stuff- "without anything. I'M NOT PLAYIN WIT YOU LEAVE WITHOUT ANYTHING!" she shouted. "I just want my stuff." I said seriously and she just let me get it. "I'M NOT GONE SEE YOU ANYMORE. OK. OK." she said looking she was about to jump my ass. She watched me like a hawk as I walked back and foward getting more things. "you probably got somebody else ole stupid ass- ohhh.." she said and then doing another inner-scream. "JUST LEAVE WHY THE FUCK YOU STILL GETTIN SHIT JUST LEAVE!" she yelled. "I'm just trying to get as much stuff as I can- "ok go!- "I will.- "leave!- "I will." I said putting more clothes on the bed.  "Stupid ass fuckin...ooh" she said leaving out of the room. I looked into the camera smiling and feeling so scared for my life. "I ain't do shit to yo fuckin ass man!" she shouted and I knew her arms were crossed and she was doing that cute thing with her nose, scrunching it up when she's mad. She came back and stood in the doorway. I turned around with all my stuff in my hands. "You done acting like a child?" I asked her. "Leave! YOU THE ONE ACTIN LIKE A FUCKIN CHILD! OK GO!" she shouted holding the door open. I walked by and she looked like she was about to break my face in. "Just don't touch me." I said hoping she wasn't going to hit me and thankfully she didn't. She followed me down the hall and she said something and I started purposely arguing back. She knocked everything out of my hand. I tried to walk back to the room to get more stuff but she rushed ahead of me and tried to close the door and block me. "Move..- "NO GET OUT YOU AIN'T GOTTA GET NO STUFF!- "come on move- "get the fuck off me- "you in my way- "no get the fuck out- "why you acting like this?- "NO NIGGA BECAUSE WE HAD 4 FUCKIN YEARS! I AIN'T DO NOTHIN TO YOU! AND YOU JUST COME IN HERE TALKIN BOUT GETTIN YO STUFF AND LEAVIN!" she shouted as I went back into the closet. "THIS IS WHY I CAN'T FUCKIN STAND MEN!" she shouted and she covered her face and just started crying. She dropped to her knees and started crying more and I almost broke down too. I kept getting my stuff and trying to be as strong as I could. "I ain't do nothin to you man.." she said crying and squatted to the floor. "I just want to leave...and I'll figure out the rest later.." I said shrugging. "THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST 4 FUCKIN YEARS I HAD.." she said standing up again and covering her face as she cried and said some gibberish because when she cries she tries to get her words out to fast and you can't always understand her. I decided maybe I should end the prank now. "Can I tell you something?- "NO GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME TERRENCE, NO!- "look, baby look- "NO GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME- "look it's a prank, it's a prank!- "NO IT AIN'T!" she shouted crying and hitting me hard as hell. "It's a camera right there!" I said pointing to it and she looked at it angrily and kept crying. She left out and went into the bathroom and I laughed and grabbed the hidden camera. "Baby look it was a prank baby I'm not really leaving.." I said going into the bathroom where she was. "MOVE!" she shouted pushing past me and going back into the bedroom and into my closet. "Baby come here give me a hug I'm not leaving you baby.." I said and she kept pushing me away. "NAW I DON'T PLAY THAT! NO! NO!" she shouted crying. She left out past me and started putting her hair up. awe shit. "I should fuckin punch you in the jaw-" she said cutting herself off and actually doing it. "OW SHIT! OK I'M SORRY!" I shouted holding my face. I hugged her from behind and pecked her neck twice. "I'm not leaving you baby.." I said to her. "THAT'S WHY YOU LEAVING YOU PROBABLY GOT SOMEBODY ELSE!" she shouted breaking out of my grip and throwing her engagement ring at me. "Baby come on- "NO! GET THE FUCK OUT AND DON'T COME BACK. DON'T EVEN COME AROUND MY FUCKIN KIDS!" she shouted hitting my chest and now I knew I fucked up. I picked her up and put her on the bed and kept kissing her face. "I'm not leaving you baby and I'll never leave you." I said to her. "Yo fuckin dumbass probably with that skinny bitch Harper." she said trying to shove me off. "OH HELL NO! I don't want that. I love you and I was kidding. I wanted to prank you back baby there is nobody else. There's just this sexy ass brunette with a fat ass and an amazing personality who gave me 2 beautiful twins." I said kissing her face and she didn't kiss me back. "No get the fuck off me." she said getting up. "Baby can you please put your ring back on?" I asked her. "Ha. Not until I'm not done being mad, the fuck!" she shouted and I heard her breaking stuff downstairs. I jumped every time I heard something hit the floor and I picked up her ring and kissed it as I put in it my pocket. "TRY THAT SHIT AGAIN AND YOU GONE LOSE YO WIFE!" she shouted and I rolled my eyes as the lemonade reference BUT I also knew she was serious.

We spent the rest of the day with the twins and she didn't speak to me and she didn't even think about her ring. She laid in the bed and made me sleep on the couch. AND SHE TOOK MY PHONE. now I have nothing to do. I was gonna watch youtube or SOMETHING. I'm not a porn watcher. I got my favorite star upstairs...and sadly she's mad at me. I laid up on the couch and watched t.v while Willie laid on me. "Well look at what happened." I said to him rubbing his head. He gave me a look that said "Now why would you do that dumb ass?". "TURN THAT DAMN T.V OFF!" she shouted from downstairs and I jumped. The twins and the kids rooms were soundproof..so thankfully they couldn't hear her. "NOT EVEN 10 MORE MINUTES?!" I asked back. "HELL NO! OFF!" she shouted louder and I jumped and Willie continued to lay comfortably as if he was used to that. "WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" I asked her. "YOU SIT THERE LOOKIN LIKE THE DUMBASS YOU ARE!" she shouted and I could tell that her D.C. accent was still in her. I groaned and looked up at the ceiling. "AND YOU AIN'T GETTING NO SEX FOR 2 MONTHS!" she shouted and I jumped up in surprise. "WHAT?!" I shouted in surprise and sadness. "YOU HEARD ME NOW TAKE YO ASS TO BED!" she shouted. I laid back down and honestly started to cry. No...not the sex. NOOO! I sniffed and shook my head. I cried myself to sleep. It's already bad enough that she's mad, but now...I get no sex! None! Nothing! Awe man..

TBC...

(Btw...taraji was dressed just like de'arra and she did everything that de'arra did)