♕ chae:
hey lil white girl
wh:
i'm already creeped out and calling the police
♕ chae:
i don bite
wh:
i'm not saying that i don't trust you
but
you have teeth
and i don't trust you
♕ chae:
i grew them myself
but i wouldn't use them to bite you
unless you and your kinky persona didn't ask me to
:^)
wh:
i'm not into that
♕ chae:
sure
wh:
...
♕ chae:
sO
since it's valentine's day in two days
why don't we pretend it's april
and meet for just one day
wh:
wait wdym it's valentine's day
it was january a second ago
♕ chae:
wow honestly
wh:
i can't believe how fast time flies
♕ chae:
yeah i know right
wAIT
ARE YOU TRYING TO DISTRACT ME AND DODGE THE SUBJECT
wh:
yes i am
you're a smart one
♕ chae:
nice try
something is making me think you don't want to meet me
wh:
i do
but
not now
♕ chae:
why
wh:
because
.......
i'm a mermaid and my girlies need me atm
♕ chae:
:|
wh:
|:
♕ chae:
i will screenshot this for future purposes
wh:
good.
just don't send it to the government
♕ chae:
i definitely will
i will expose you
wh:
oh no
♕ chae:
and your fish girlies
wh:
nooooo
you can expose me
but not my girlies
♕ chae:
it's too late
i've been affected
but why don't you want to meet me now
it's not like it would make a difference
wh:
honestly i don't know
*insert some random excuse here*
no wait
i have a good excuse
my face
♕ chae:
that's not an excuse because you're pretty
wh:
haha
ha
♕ chae:
don't sarcastically haha ha me
wh:
haha
ha
