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Air: *sighs dreamily* don't you just love Turtlejou

Joy: it's definitely my Jade Winglet OTP

Air: I mean it's just so perfect

Joy: and we don't ever have to worry about it sinking as long as Sutherland remains a kind author.

Air:*nods*

*Jade Winglet appears*

Umber: whatcha doin

Air: daydreaming about Turtlejou fantasies 

Turtle: *freezes* *stops breathing*

Kinkajou: what's Turtlejou?

Turtle: *starts breathing again*

Joy: you'll see......

Carnelian: eh it's better than Turnelian

Joy/Turtle: WHAT! NO NO MO NO NO NO NO WHY????!?!?!

Winter: Or Kinter

Joy: *burst out laughing* no way that one is hilarious

Qibli: Qinter is better

Moon: That. I ship that way too much. 

Qibli/ Winter: YOU WHAT!!!!!!

Winter: I COULD KILL YOU

Darkstalker/ Joy/Air/Kinkajou/Qibli/Secretkeeper/Sora: You touch her, you die.

Turtle: um

Air:...........anyways 

Joy: TURTLE HAS TO CONFESS HIS LOVE AND KISS HER

Kinkajou/Moon/Umber/Carnelian: LOVE FOR WHO???????

Moon: I swear if it's me

Turtle: it's not

Moon: oh thank the moons!

Air: go on Turtle

Turtle: *blushes* *takes deep breath* I......

Turtle: IloveyouKinkajou

All: huh?

Turtle: *kisses Kinkajou*

All: oh

Umber: didn't see that coming

Kinkajou:*is Jambu pink*................

Turtle: *wants to crawl in a hole and die*

Kinkajou: YES! MOON DOESNT GET ALL THE CUTE ONES! *kisses Turtle*

Joy/Air/Moon: *fangirls intensely*

Winter: good. Now I don't have to worry about Kinter

Qibli: at least somebody gets who they want

Winter: I'll get that too. Moon's mine

Qibli: WHAT no she's not

Winter: yes she is

Qibli: *tackles Winter*

Winter/Qibli: *wrestling on the floor*

Turtle/ Kinkajou: *making out*

Joy/ Air/Moon: *laying on the ground, squealing and doing the kicky leg thing*

Umber/Carnelian: *awkwardly watching*

Umber: I wonder......*kisses Carnelian*

Carnelian: WHAT THE ****** *** ***********

Umber: nah I bet Qibli's better

Carnelian: THE F*CK IS HAPPENING

Tootsie roll pop commercial man: The world may never now.



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