Joy: IT'S POLICE WEEK EVERYONE!!!
Air: THANK YOUR OFFICERS FOR EVERYTHING THEY DO FOR YOU!
Nightflyer: *waves Thin Blue Line Flag*
Rainkeeper: AND YES, DRAGONS CAN SUPPORT POLICE OFFICERS.
*players appear*
Sunny: So, what's new?
Rainkeeper: *throws down a duffel bag*
Rainkeeper: PACK UP DRAGONS, WE'RE GOIN CAMPING.
All:........
Clay: What's that?
Nightflyer: It's this thing scavengers do where they go out into the wild and sleep in a tent and avoid technology and indoor plumbing for several days.
Tsunami:.......Don't we already do that?
Moon: Yeah, but without tents.
Umber: Wait, what's indoor plumbing?
Hosts:*facetalon*
Nightflyer: Oh, by the way, somebody figured out who Stardust's father is.
Rainkeeper: They're also getting close to figuring out Pineapple's weakness too.
Air: All the secrets are being unveiled....EXCEPT FOR HOW GAY THE CHARACTERS OF SUPERNATURAL ARE.
Nightflyer: Air, they can't ALL be gay. That's unreasonable.
Air: No it's not!
Seashell: .......Surely ONE of them is straight....
Air: *ponders*
Air: Well, Micheal's dating Lucifer, Dean's with Cas, Sam's got Gabriel, Adam and Samandriel, Charlie and Jo, Bobby and John- or Bobby and Rufus, Ellen's with somebody, God had a boyfriend, Hannah and Anna have been paired up with all sorts of people, I think I saw a fanfic where Kevin and Garth were dating- OH! Jodi Mills is straight, I think- wait no, she's got Donna...
Nightflye: Please stop.
Air: NO! Not til I find the one straight ch- I FOUND HIM!
Seashell: Well?
Air: Metatron, obviously.
Seashell: Why is he straight?
Air: Because he's the biggest Douche in the universe. No one wants him.
Nightflyer: *facetalons*
Air: AND IM FINALLY ON SEASON 12! NEARLY CAUGHT UP!
Nightflyer: When you catch up, will you stop talking about it?
Air:......Maaaaaybe?
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*everyone appears at campground*
Riptide: Now what?
Joy: Now we go and do normal camping things.
All:......
Carnelian: Like what?
Rainkeeper: Can I assign them all jobs?!?!?!!?
Joy: Sure.
Seashell: Uh oh.
Rainkeeper: *blows whistle* LISTEN UP YOU LOT!
Sunny: What?
Rainkeeper: SUNNY, MOON, QIBLI, AND CARNELIAN- SET UP THE TENTS!
Carnelian: SIR YES SIR!
Rainkeeper: DEATHBRINGER, TSUNAMI, CLAY, WINTER- GO GET FIREWOOD!
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
