A/N: ALL THE JOY KISSING DARES MUSHED TOGETHER!
Dedicated to moonwatchersister, IshipGlorybringer, and peril290
Rainkeeper: *mortified*
Air: *horrified*
Seashell: *shudders*
Nightflyer: *stares*
Joy: *screams*
*players appear*
Seashell: *starts laughing*
Air: Um.....Okay then.
Nightflyer: Let's save the good one for last.
Seashell: Qibli!
Qibli: Yep
Seashell: Moon!
Moon: Moonbli?
Air: Far from it.
Moon: Dang.
Rainkeeper: *laughing*
Winter: What is so funny?
Nightflyer: Joy has to kiss Moon and Qibli.
Qibli: Wait what?
Winter NO! THE ONLY DRAGON ALLOWED TO KISS MOON AND QIBY IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joy: Shut up! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Moon: Let's just get this over with.
Qibli: I can kiss Moon afterwards right?
Air: Three Moons yes.
Moon :And I can kiss Winter afterwards?
Seashell: Hmmmm. NO.
Winter: I REALLY hate you.
Nightflyer: You know some scavengers ship you guys....
Winter: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!??!?!
Seashell: *laughs nervously*
Joy: *long suffering sigh* Fine. *kisses Moon*
Moon: *screams*
Joy: *screams*
Joy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moon: EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!!!!!!
Joy: *shudders and kisses Qibli*
Qibli: G-R-O-S-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSGROSSGROSSS!!!!!!!!!! *kisses Moon*
Moon: *sighs with relief* *kisses Winter*
Joy: Hm. Now that I have tested all three, It's an easy choice.
Moon: Qinter?
Joy: Definitely.
Moon: Takes the word Icy-Hot to a whole new level doesn't it?
Joy: MmmHmm.
All:.......
Qibli: QINTER IS NOT HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Umbli: YES! UMBLI SHALL RISE!!!!!!!!
Qibli: Wait what?
Winter: no! I shall fight you!
Umber/Winter: *fighting for gay ship dominance*
Qibli:.......Is this how it feels to be you?
Moon: Add in a mountain-sized dragon that's everyone's nightmare, and yes.
Qibli: You poor overloved thing.
Moon: Thank you.
Air: NEXT DARE TIME!
J.W.: Wait wha- *disappears*
*Clay, PEril, Tsunami, Riptide, Kelp, Glory, Deathbringer, Starflight, and Fatespeaker appear*
Tsunami: Why are we here?
Kelp: Now?
Joy: Please.
Air/Nightflyer: *start making out*
Joy/ Kelp: *start making out*
Players:.......
Rainkeeper/Seashell: *awkwardly standing in the background*
*Pear appears*
Pear: *jumps on Rainkeeper*
Pear: RAINY! Come with me!
Rainkeeper: *follows Pear*
Seashell: .......
Seashell: ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU'LL EVER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Geyser randomly appears*
Geyser: What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Seashell: What?
Geyser: THIS TASTES FUNNY! Ba-dum tssssh.
Seashell:........That is a horrible joke.
Geyser:......TWOOOO CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE!
Seashell: But It's nowhere as lonely as the number one.....
Meanwhile....
Tsunami: Do....Do we really have to watch this?
Riptide: Why is it that my family always goes for the girls we can never have?
Tsunami :I have no idea, but keep it up.
Glory: I don't really like this.
Deathbringer: *is wearing a jelp hat*
Deathbringer: Don't worry. It grows on you like a fungus.
Glory: Are you seriously-
Deathbringer: Yes.
Clay: *silently fuming*
PEril: *mouthing serious heart hands while holding her talons in the shape of a heart*
Fatespeaker: *shipping overload*
Starflight: Clay?
Clay: Yea?
Starflight: Permission granted.
Clay: Thank you.
Clay: *tries to kill Nightflyer*
Hopeseeker: *randomly appears on Clay's head*
Hopeseeker: *pulls on Clay's face*
Hopeseeker: DON'T YOU HURT HIM!!!!!
Peril: LITTLE ADORABLE DRAGON!!!!!!
Clay: SHIT NOT AGAIN!!!
Tsunami: NOBODY BETTER START YELLING IN LATIN AGAIN!!!1
Nightflyer: Ne dicas quid!!!!
All: *screams*
Air: Joy?
Joy: Yea?
Air: What have we started with this game?
Joy:.....I don't want to know.
Nightflyer: Should we call in help?
Air: I already did.
Kelp: So did I.
*Castiel, Sam, and Dean Winchester show up and start salt and burning everything*
KELp :Oh boy.
*Mare Barrow, Cal, and an army of Newbloods start attacking the place*
Air: *screams*
Cal: WHAT?
Air: DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY DESTIEL!!!!!!!
Seashell: *slowly backs away*
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
