Air: *bursts out laughing*
Nightflyer: THANK you. We needed this laugh.
Joy: Why?
Rainkeeper: Cause Listen and the Stars Shall Speak is getting depressing.
Air: NOPE! I'M NOT DOING THAT TODAY CAUSE THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS!!!
Seashell: I love this idea.
*players appear*
Joy: *wields katanas* Hi!!!
Umber: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEADPOOL!
Joy: YES! Thank you for getting the reference.
Rainkeeper: When this book is over we should see how many references we've made.
Air: Maybe at part 200.
Nightflyer: Or 150.
Carnelian: What are we doing now?
Seashell :Yo guys get to have a prom!
Moon: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winter/Qibli: I'M GOING WITH MOON!
Winter/Qibli: No, I'M GOING WITH MOON!!!
Moon: This. This right here is WHY I ship Qinter.
Qibli: *facetalon*
Joy: Actually, your dates are going to be chosen randomly.
J.W.: *starts swearing*
Air: Oh come on, it won't be THAT bad.
J.W.: *glares at Air*
Turtle: Hang on, there's seven of us. What do we do with the odd one out?
Nightflyer: Oh, you'll see.
Seashell: We have a plan.
Kinkajou: Oh no.
Joy: *whips out wacky hat*
Joy: DRAW YOUR DATE!
Winter: What?
Rainkeeper: Just take one piece of paper out of the hat. Whoever it says is your date for prom.
Turtle: *draws name*
Turtle: KINKAJOU! YES!!!
Kinkajou: WOO-HOO!!!
Carnelian: *draws name*
Carnelian: Eh, could be worse.
Carnelian: Qibli.
Qibli: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Winter: YES! MOON IS MINE!
Umber: *draws name*
Umber: Uh, actually....
Winter: What?
Umber: *holds up piece of paper with the name Moon on it*
Moon: .....Well, at least it's different.
Umber: *sighs* Just once I want to be with Qibli.
Moon: Hey, at least no wars will be started over this.
Winter: Well, here goes nothing. *draws name*
Winter: You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
Joy: *bursts out laughing*
Joy: I KNEW YOU'D GET THAT ONE!
Moon: What is it?
Winter: 'Whoever Kinkajou chooses.'
Kinkajou: Oh. My. Moons.
Kinkajou: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winter: Shit.
Kinkajou: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Kinkajou: YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE PROM WITH........
Kinkajou:........Peril.
Winter: WHAT?!!?!?!?!
Air: NO!
Kinkajou: Yep.
Winter: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinkajou: It's either her, Deathbringer, or Scarlet. Your pick.
Winter:.....Peril will be fine.
Joy: Oooooh. Kinkajou, you're EVIL.
Joy: I like it.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Jade Winglet plus Peril appears at a prom*
*The McKinley High Glee Club is preforming on stage*
Rainkeeper: Really?
Umber: *screams*
Umber: OHMYMOONS YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU KLAINE!!!!!
Blaine/Kurt: What?
Umber: *fangirling*
Moon: Oh boy.
Peril: I hate you.
Winter: Well I hate you too.
Peril:........Moon will never love you.
Winter: Oh yea? Well Clay will never love you!
Peril: Oh, hELL NO. *attacks Winter*
5 hours later...
Turtle/Kinkajou: *dancing and having a great time*
Peril/Winter: *violently killing each other*
Carnelian/Qibli: *awkwardly standing near the food*
Moon: *attempting to pull Umber away from a scavenger with insanely gelled hair*
Moon: Umber!!!! LET! GO!
Umber: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BLAINE!!!!!!
Carnelian:.....So, you've dated Umber too?
Qibli: Yep. And you've kissed Moon too?
Carnelian: Uh huh. And you've been forced to do strange dares with Winter too?
Qibli: Oh yea.
Carnelian: Nice.
Carnelian: .....Wanna kiss?
Qibli: I mean I might as well kiss everyone else in the winglet, so sure.
Carnelian: *kisses Qibli*
Qibli: NOPE!
Carnelian: Definitely not!
Qibli: That was gross.
Carnelian: Yea.
Kinkajou: I LOVE PROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turtle: IMMA ENCHANT THIS ROOM SO IT CAN NEVER END!!!
Winter/Peril/Moon/Qibli/Carnelian: *tackles Turtle* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winter: Don't.
Moon: You.
Peril: DARE.
Kinkajou: *lets out a hyena screech and forces them all off Turtle*
Kinkajou: *hugs Turtle* My Turtledove.
Turtle: *grins*
Hosts: *nodding with serious heart hands*
Air: Turtle and Kinkajou,
Joy: Flyin in the sky
Rainkeeper: Gettin all
Nightflyer: K-I
Seashell: S-S-Y!!!
Hosts: *disappear to freak out about Turtljou more*
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
