Clay, Jelp, Oreos, and British Accents Walk into a Bar. (Both)

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A/N: Dedicated to Wickerbasket59 QueenArrowE Hurrrr and DBZgeek2000

Nightflyer: That moment when you have so many dares to do that you combine four dare into one big mega super dare. 

Air: HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL THE SCAVENGERS THAT CELEBRATE IT!

Joy: What's Thanksgiving?

Rainkeeper: It's a holiday where you pig out and food and be thankful.

Seashell: But mainly just pig out on food.

Air: There's a parade too!

Joy: .....Why don't we have thanksgiving?

Nightflyer: Because dragons don't have holidays. 

*players appear*

Winter: What are we doing now?

Seashell: Having a party to worship Jelp and talking in British accents as Clay tells his crush about his feelings and you and Qibli do another dare. 

All:......................Wow.

Glory: Holy mother of dares.

Nightflyer: Yea, there's lots to do, so let's get started!

Seashell: *teleports everyone to a Jelp-decorated  party room and enchants everyone to have a British accent*

[I'm using an American to British slang translator so this will be weird]

Joy :*facetalons* Thou seriously created a knees up for Jelp. 

Seashell: 'Ell yes!

Rainkeeper: Clay! Tell y'r crush about y'r feelings!

Clay: This seems gormless, but okay.

Clay: 'Ey Peril?

Peril: Yes?

Clay: I love thou.

Peril: Aww, I love thou too.

Nightflyer: We might as well just teleport em back to Shakespearean time. 

Seashell: Next!

Kinkajou: *forces Joy and Kelp to sit on thrones*

Kinkajou: It's a Jelp knees up, we must honour thou!

Kelp: Creepy.

Air: Kinkajou, here, hae some scones. *hands her a box of Oreos*

Kinkajou: Ooooooo I love scones!!!! No one shall ever take em from me!

Winter/Qibli: *eyeing the Oreos*

Qibli: This is glaikit.

Winter: Dumbest thingamagijig we've ever done.

Rainkeeper: Urgent message from the baked bean. 

Winter: We're listening.

Rainkeeper: What's clear and smells fancy red paint? *hands them a flask of chloroform*

Qibli: *takes it* Thank ye. 

Winter/Qibli: *sneak up behind Kinkajou, knock her out and steal Oreos*

Players: *bowing before thrones*

Player: All honour Jelp!

Kelp:This is kind of creepy. 

Joy: I know.

Sunny: NOW TONGUE-WRESTLE!

Joy:.......WTF SUNNY???!!?!??!

Seashell: Tongue-wrestle is the British slang term for kiss.

Kelp: Oh.

Joy: My bad. WTF BRITISH SLANG?!?!?!!?

Kelp: *kisses Joy*

Players: *cheer*

Kinkajou: WHO KNICKED MY SCONES!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Winter/Qibli: *freeze from eating Oreos*

Winter: We're brown bread.

Qibli:  Yeh think??!!?

Kinkajou: YE!!!!! *attacks Winter and Qibli*

Everyone else: *oblivious because they're hailing Jelp*

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