Christmas from Hell (Both)

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Hosts: *singing Christmas carols and decorating a tree*

Joy: Merry Christmas!

Nightflyer: Happy Kwanzaa!

Air: Happy belated Hannkuah!!

Rainkeeper: Happy really-early Ramadan!

*players appear*

Glory: What now?

Nightflyer: Nothing bad we swear!

Joy: And for once there's no catch!

Seashell: We're just gonna have a nice Christmas party!

Player:....*awaits the catch*

*silence*

Sunny: Wait.....you're serious?

Rainkeeper: Yes.

Kinkajou:......PARTY TIME!!!!

*one hour later*

Seashell: *singing along to Christmas songs*

Glory: *kissing Deathbringer under the mistletoe*

Riptide: *has wrapped Tsunami in tinsel and is laughing*

Fatespeaker/Sunny: *trying to reach the top of the tree, but are too short*

Starflight: *reading the night before Christmas to Umber and Carnelian*

Nightflyer/Air: *dancing in their ugly Christmas sweaters*

Joy: *splitting a glass of eggnog with Kelp*

Rainkeeper: *has ornaments dangling from his ears*

Peril: *is holding a yule log and confused as to why this is funny*

Clay: *crying laughing at Peril*

Moon: *having a snowball fight with Qibli and Winter*

Kinkajou/Turtle: *eating Christmas cookies*

Air: We should bring in more of our friends!

Nightflyer: Great idea! *goes to find Meerkat, Pear, and others*

Air: *starts summoning spell*

Everything: *is calm and peaceful*

....

Air: *summons Crowley*

Air: Yay! It worked!

*all hell breaks loose*

Air: Uh oh.

*room catches fire, tree spontaneously combusts*

All: *running around screaming as Demons invade the room and start attacking*

Air: *crying in a corner*

Nightflyer: *walks in*

Nightflyer: AIR! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?!!?!?!?

Air: *cries* I JUST WANTED CROWLEY TO HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS WITH US!

Nightflyer: YOU BROUGHT THE KING OF HELL TO A CHRISTMAS PARTY?!!?!?

Air: *nods and cries like small child*

Nightflyer: *sighs and calls the Winchesters*

Nightflyer: *puts out fire*

Dean/Sam: *kill the demons and force Crowley back into hell*

Nightflyer: *hugs Air*

Air: *stops crying and whimpers*

Nightflyer: *feeds her Christmas cookies*

*Party resumes*

All: I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!

Seashell: HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!!

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