Air: *starts counting the walls*
Air: 1.....2....3....4! Here we are!
Joy: *knocks on the wall*
Joy: This seems like a good spot.
Air: Perfect! Let's get started!
Joy: *smashes wall with a sledgehammer*
Seashell: *walks in*
Seashell: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?
Air: Destroying the fourth wall.
Joy: Duh.
Seashell: The fourth wall is just a figure of speech! You can't literally take out a wall!
Rainkeeper: *swings in on a wrecking ball*
Rainkeeper: OUT OF THE WAY!
Joy: IF YOU START SINGING, I WILL DISOWN YOU AS MY BROTHER!
Nightflyer: *singing* Breaking the wall, breaking the wall.
Seashell: STOP IT! You can't just break the fourth wall! There are consequences!
Air: Yeah, and they are that Michifer will randomly appear, Lucifer will make funny jokes and become our best friend, and then Micheal will snap and kill us all.
Seashell: WTF AIR.
Air: Don't question the art of Satan breaking the fourth wall.
Nightflyer:.....That may be the strangest thing you've ever said.
Joy: And that's saying something.
*players appear*
Rainkeeper: Hi guys!
All:..........
Glory: Why is my son on a wrecking ball?
Sunny: And why are there holes in the wall?
Seashell: Don't. Ask.
Starflight: Was this a metaphor taking literally?
Air: Sssssshhhh, don't ask stupid questions.
Seashell: You know what, I'm just going to do the dare and leave.
Joy: Feel free, no one will miss you.
Seashell:......
Seashell: Well, THANKS guys. I feel SO LOVED. *snaps talons*
Players: *turn into cats*
Seashell: *flips invisible hair and leaves*
Nightflyer: Okay then, Sassy-shell.
Air: *squeals with delight*
Air: OMG YOU TURNED THEM INTO LITTLE KITTENS!!!!
Nightflyer: Uh oh.
Players: *meowing in horror*
Joy: Can we at least let them speak?
Rainkeeper: Sure, why not.
Tsunami: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!!?!?!
Sunny: Oooooo, I'm fuzzy!
Glory: NOPE! CHANGE ME BACK! I DO NOT LIKE THIS!
Deathbringer: I dunno, Glory, you look kinda cute with rainbow fur.
Glory: DEATHBRINGER I AM A CAT. SILVER IS BIGGER THEN ME RIGHT NOW. CHANGE ME THE FUCK BACK.
Peril: My fur is on fire....
Clay: I'll put it out! *pounces on Peril*
Joy: This is actually pretty hilarious. We should do this more often.
Rainkeeper: Yeah, but not next time. We need to do Deadly hide and seek again first.
Air: These are dragons. Not kittens. Do not pet the enraged blue kitten.
Nightflyer: Air, they're cats. You can pet them.
Starflight: NO SHE CAN'T!
Riptide: WE DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING PETTED!
Air: SOFT KITTY!!!!!!!!! *grabs Tsunami*
Tsunami: *screams*
Tsunami: CLAY CONTROL YOUR CHILD SHE'S PETTING MEEEE!!!
Peril: *laughing*
Air: Wait, Idea! *snaps talons*
*Destiel appears*
Joy: Oh moons, not again.
Castiel: *freaks out and starts petting all the cats*
Dean: *sneezing*
Joy: Can I be mean to them?
Rainkeeper: Do you really have to ask?
Joy: Oh right. *snaps talons*
*water falls on all the cats*
Sunny: *hisses violently*
Players: *freaks out*
Glory: YOU ARE SO BEING MURDERED IN YOUR SLEEP!
Rainkeeper: We should really calm them down...
Nightflyer: Let's try this. *gives them all catnip*
Players: *passes out of catnip overdose*
Nightflyer: *snaps talons*
*Destiel disappears*
Rainkeeper: And now that they're calm...*snaps talons*
*turns everyone back into dragons*
Air: Awwww.
Nightflyer: Don't worry, we'll find another animal to turn them into.
Air: Do we need a cat? Doesn't this place feel one species short?
Hosts: NO.
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
