Air: This title is very confusing....
Nightflyer: Confusing how?
Air: Well, it's seven minutes in heaven, but doing it is hell...
Joy: So it's seven minutes in heaven hell.
Seashell: But whatever you do, don't say Holy fucking hell.
Rainkeeper: Why not?
Air: *giggles like a maniac*
Air: Cause CAS is HOLY and DEAN is like HELL, SO-
Nightflyer: Air, I thought Shipper rehab was HELPING you.
Air: It helped me get over my Fanfiction PTSD, but all that work is gone because now I found a new book that's much worse.
Nightflyer: Oh three moons.
Rainkeeper: Oh, and someone suggested that whenever we have a dare for the hosts, that episode be hosted by OUR dragonets....
Joy: And we'll be starting that in the second book of this.
Nightflyer: IF we need to have one. If not, then we'll just do that next time we have a dare for the hosts.
Seashell: NOW LET'S GET STARTED!
Nightflyer: PLEASE NO.
*Macaw, Faithbringer, Kelp, and Pineapple appear*
Joy: WOAH WOAH WOAH. WHY IS MY BOYFRIEND HERE?!
Kelp: Hey! Aren't you happy to see me?
Joy:....... Not for this dare I'm not.
Kelp: Ow.
Joy: Oh shut up, I love you.
Macaw: NO YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Air: Hey pineapple?
Pineapple: Um, yes?
Air: If you feel like killing anyone, I recommend him. And Faithbringer.
Nightflyer: Preferably brutally.
Pineapple: That can be arranged.
Joy: And, word to the wise, the green one has a nasty habit of coming back to life.
Kelp: He's like a cockroach.
Air: .....Please, no cockroaches....
Macaw: No, I'm like a twinkie!
Seashell: *slaps Macaw*
Seashell: DO NOT RELATE YOURSELF TO THE GLORIOUS TWINKIES!
Air: Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie!
Joy: We going Zombieland over this twinkie? *slowly pulls out rifle for Zombie Apocalypse*
Nightflyer: Joy, no.
Joy: *slowly puts rifle away*
Rainkeeper: So for today's lovely dare, Joy and Macaw, Nightflyer and Faithbringer, and Kelp and Pineapple will be doing seven minutes in heaven!
Air: *growls angrily*
Joy: *gags in disgust and glares at Pineapple*
Faithbringer: WOO-HOO!
Macaw: IT'S ABOUT TIME!
Pineapple:.......Ew.
Kelp: Joy, please help me...
Joy: You kill him, I'll kill her.
Kelp: Sounds good. *grabs knife*
Seashell: NO KILLING EACH OTHER!
Nightflyer: Well, in that case....
Nightflyer: *ties a noose and strings it on the ceiling, wraps around neck*
Nightflyer: Can't make out with me if I'm dead! *laughs anxiously*
Air: *cuts rope*
Air: I am not letting you die that easily!
Nightflyer:....Normally I'd thank you, but THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'M DOING THIS!
Rainkeeper: What about Heaven?
Nightflyer: NO WAY IN HEAVEN, HELL, PURGATORY, LUCIFER'S CAGE, OR THE DARKNESS AM I DOING THIS!
Air: Dudes, he's serious. There's no way in Cain it's happening.
Faithbringer: Oh, it's happening. *knocks out Nightflyer*
Air: BITCH I WILL END YOU! *lunges*
Rainkeeper/Seashell: *holding Air back*
Air: DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I HAVE ARMIES ON MY SIDE!
Joy: Air, if we could kill them, They'd all be dead by now.
Seashell: Just get it over with. *forces everyone into closets*
Rainkeeper: *releases Air*
Rainkeeper: Better?
Air: *growls* I'm going to gather my Army....
Rainkeeper: Uh oh.
*seven minutes later*
All: *runs out of closets*
Kelp: *shuddering*
Joy: I am not ashamed.
Macaw: *is dragged out, dead*
Seashell: Joy, when it comes to this dare, you need to STOP killing him!
Joy: Hey, he kissed me, I puked, then stabbed him. Good enough?
Seashell: *facetalons* How'd it go for the rest of you?
Pineapple: I don't kiss dragons.
Kelp: It was more just seven minutes of her mentally scarring me.
Joy: *hugs Kelp and glares at Pineapple*
Joy: When he feels better, you're DEAD.
Faithbringer: THAT WAS SO AWESOME!
Nightflyer: Horrifying. Awful. Torturous. Can I die now?
Air: HEY FAITHBRINGER!
Faithbringer: What, did you get your scary army?
Air: *deadpans*
Air: *drops an angry Crowley on the ground*
Faithbringer: THAT'S your army? One pathetic little scavenger?
Air: Let's go, guys. *grabs Nightflyer*
Joy: But- Pineapple stabby time!
Air: Leave her.
Joy:.....Okay.
Hosts: *leave*
Crowley: *fixes cufflinks*
Crowley: You're good.... But I'm Crowley. *snaps fingers*
*two minutes later*
Joy: *walks in*
*Pineapple, Faithbringer lying dead on the ground*
Crowley: *petting invisible hell hound*
Joy:.....AIR, CAN I RECRUIT THIS SCAVENGER FOR MY SQUAD?
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
