Rainkeeper: The AMOUNT of dares we have to do-
Seashell: Is practically equal to the number of reads on this book.
Air: WE'RE IN THE TOP 1,000 FANFICTION BOOKS!!!
Nightflyer: THAT'S AMAZING!!
Joy: Now, what are we doing today?
*Macaw appears*
Rainkeeper: Letting you murder Macaw.
Joy: WAIT REALLY?!!?!
Seashell: Yep.
Joy: YES!
Joy: *pulls out squeaky toy hammer*
Joy: Wait what? This isn't a katana...
Joy: *whips out Lincoln log*
Joy: WTF?
Joy: *dumps out bag of weapons*
Joy: *bag is full of toys*
Joy: WHO DID THIS!?!?!?!!?!?
Rainkeeper: *holds up rag doll*
Rainkeeper: Consider me impressed.
Joy: *holds up Sam Winchester action figure*
Joy: Air.
Air: *struggling not to laugh*
Joy: *whips doll at the wall, shattering it*
Joy: *grabs Air by the throat*
Joy: WHERE ARE MY WEAPONS?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!
Air: AH!
Nightflyer/Rainkeeper: *trying to pull Joy away*
Rainkeeper: Joy, HEEL. HEEL!!!!
Nightflyer: RELEASE MY GIRLFRIEND!
Air: THE DARE SAYS YOU HAVE TO KILL MACAW WITH TOYS!
Joy: BUT WHERE ARE MY KNIFES AND GUNS!?!?!?!!?!?
Air: In a warehouse in Kansas....
Joy: *releases Air* *shakes Rainkeeper and Nightflyer off her*
Nightflyer: Air, you okay? *hugs Air*
Air: Yea.
Joy: *sorts through pile of toys*
Joy: *holds up plastic barbie doll*
Joy: This'll work.
Joy: *jabs Macaw*
Macaw: OW! What the heck is that?
Joy: Not sharp enough....
Joy: AHA! *grabs plastic food set*
Joy: *ties Macaw to a chair*
Joy: *jams plastic food down Macaw's throat*
Macaw: *chokes to death*
Seashell: That's a brutal way to die...
Rainkeeper: Would not have thought of that...
Joy: Where there's a will, there's a way.
Joy: *disapears*
Joy: *appears in Kansas warehouse*
Joy: *laughs evilly* YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!
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Joy: There's my precious.
Joy: *grabs all the weapons*
Joy: *appears back at JMA*
Air: Joy, how many weapons do you HAVE exactly?
Joy: Not enough.
Hosts:........ um....
Joy: *silently adds plastic food to her list of murder weapons*
Joy: Are we done here?
Seashell: For today? Yes.
Joy: Wonderful. I have a Deadpool movie to film.
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
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