Kestrel and Glory. (D.O.D.)

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Joy: Martin and I-

Rainkeeper: All the good ones start that way.

Joy: Martin and I...

Air: If you can name the comedian that says this, I will jump out of the internet, hug you, and then kidnap Misha Collins. 

Nightflyer: Air, don't make promises you can't deliver on.

Air: Who says I can't?

*players appear*

Fatespeaker: I have a question!

Seashell: Ask away.

Fatespeaker: How freaking long are we going to play this game?

Joy: To Infinity.

Seashell: And beyond!

Joy: What?

Seashell:........ Toy Story. 

All:....................?

Seashell: Disney?

Clay: What?

Seashell: *sighs*

*Kestrel appears*

DOD: *scream bloody murder and scramble away

Peril: MOTHER!

Glory: *cowers behind Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: *grins smugly*

Riptide: Wait......I remember you! 

Fatespeaker: Didn't we do a dare with her before?

Deathbringer: Oh yea! Wasn't she tied to someone?

Joy: Maybe. But, as for this time...

Rainkeeper: *slams Kestrel in a closet*

Clay: THANK YOU!

Joy: *whistles and forces Glory in the closet*

Air: *locks door*

Deathbringer:............Um. I need serious clarification.

Deathbringer:......... NOW.

Glory: WTF?!?! LET ME OUT!!!

Nightflyer: Nope! 

Rainkeeper: Allow us to explain.

Nightflyer: You two must stay in the closet for 45 minutes. Glory, NO MAGICAL DEATH SPIT. Kestrel, NO FIRE. 

Air: Have fun!

Deathbringer: *sighs with relief*

*in the closet...*

Kestrel: *growls* Out of the five of you, of COURSE I get stuck with YOU.

Glory: I hate you.

Kestrel: Right back at you.

Glory:......So, you're not allowed to use fire, and I'm not allowed to use venom, right?

Kestrel: Unfortunately, yes. 

Glory: ....That doesn't mean I can't use my claws.

Kestrel: True.

Glory: Or these chakrams I stole from Deathbringer.

Kestrel: Wait what?

Glory:*goes camouflage*

Kestrel: Crap.

*45 minutes later*

Joy: *opens door*

Joy: *sees Kestrel's dismembered corpse*

Joy: Well done, Mother, well done.

Glory: *walks out, cleaning off her claws*

Glory: Thank you.

Peril: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MOTHER?!!??!

Deathbringer: AND WHERE ARE MY CHAKRAMS?!?!??!

Air: Oh! Liiiiightbuuulb!

Nightflyer: What?

Air: I just got an awesome idea for a dare!

Rainkeeper: We still have like 50 something to write before we get to it, but alright, let's here it.

Air: We should figure out what TV show character everyone is!

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer: *glance at Joy*

Nightflyer:.......So.

Rainkeeper: Lucifer or Mazikeen?

Nightflyer:......... Mazikeen.

Rainkeeper: Definitely.

Joy: What?

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