Everybody's Kinda Dead Right Now, Could You Come Back Later? (D.O.D.)

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Air: *looks severely traumatized*

Air: *has been wrapped in extremely fluffy blanket*

Nightflyer: *gives Air a mug of hot chocolate and hugs her*

Seashell:......What happened to her?

Nightflyer: She finished season 12 of Supernatural.

Joy: Oh, you poor thing. 

Rainkeeper: It'll get better, we promise.

Seashell: Guys, it's not that big a deal.

Air: Not that big a deal?

Nightflyer: Oh moons, now you've done it.

Air: NOT THAT BIG A DEAL!?!?!?!

Air: *throws mug at Seashell's face*

Seashell: *screams in pain*

Nightflyer: Air! AIR! It's OKAY!

Air: No iT'S NOT! IT'S NOT OKAY!!!!

Joy:......Was that a Sherlock reference?

Air: CAS IS DEAD! HE'S DEAD! HE- *starts hyperventilating*

Rainkeeper: Air, they'll bring him bac, it'll be fine-

Air: IT IS NOT FINE!!!!!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T SEE THE LOOK ON DEAN'S FACE! HE IS HEARTBROKEN!!!! HE IS DYING ON THE INSIDE AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO REACT!!!! AND EVERYONE'S DEAD! CROWLEY!!!!! THE BELOVED KING OF HELL-DEAD! AND ROWENA!!!!! I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE HER!!! AND MICK! MICK DAVIES DIDN'T DESERVE HIS FATE! 

Nightflyer: Hey, at least Mary's still alive.

Air: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MARY!!!!

Air: LUCIFER WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!

Joy: Wouldn't it be more effective to kill the writers?

Air: I DON'T KNOW, AND I DON'T CARE! I'LL KILL EVERYONE-

Nightflyer: OKAY! We're gonna sit down now.

Air: NU-

Nightflyer: *sits Air down, wraps blanket around her, get new mug of hot chocolate*

Nightflyer: We are going to sit here, and suffer through five more episodes until you feel better.

Rainkeeper: What about the dare?

Joy: Keepie, Seashell had a mug smashed in her face. I'm pretty sure she's blind, Air is too emotionally traumatized to do anything other then sob and watch Netflix, and Nightflyer ain't leaving her side. Maybe we should wait til tomorrow.

Rainkeeper:........Nah. We got this.

Joy: Seriously?

Rainkeeper: Yeah. After all, THE SHOW MUST GO ON.

Joy:.........Is it time for a Moulin Rouge montage?

Rainkeeper: Yes. Yes it is.

Joy: Why, brother, I thought you'd never ask.

*players*

*Can-Can starts blasting*

Tsunami: What the-

*kicklines of girls randomly appear*

Rainkeeper: *is wearing a sparkly top hat and has a cane*

Rainkeeper: THE SHOW MUST GO OOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

Joy: *swings in from the ceiling on a swing*

Joy: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDS AAAAAAAAAARE A GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL'S BAAAAAAAAAAST FRIEND!!!!!!!!!

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