Here, Eat This Scavenger. (D.O.D. Guest Starring Six-Claws)

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Joy:......Okay...

Air: That's not too bad.

Rainkeeper: Dear readers, If we asked you a question about one of the dares you commented, please respond to the question. We asked said questions because we literally cannot write your dares without knowing the answer. 

Nightflyer: A.K.A. right now we have at least three dares we can't write because we have no idea what they are about.

Seashell: To remind you, here are the questions.

Air: TheGamingManatee Do you mean the We are number one song from Lazy Town?

Joy: ElFrostbite What the hell is binary code?And who are Sans and Bendy? 

Nightflyer: FalseDarkness please explain Airship pirates, otherwise your dare is just going to be the players playing minecraft as Air watches Pirates of the Caribbean. 

Seashell: That's all!

*players plus Six-Claws appear*

Sunny: Six-Claws! 

Six-Claws: Hi Sunny.

Deathbringer: Oh.

Glory: What?

Deathbringer:....Nothing.

Glory: *narrows eyes*

Glory: What?

Deathbringer: It's nothing, don't worry about it.

Glory: Deathbringer.

Deathbringer: .......It's a long story.

Glory: Deathy.

Deathbringer: *sighs* Fine. *starts whispering story in Glory's ear*

Sunny: Thank the moons you're here. I need you to answer an ongoing debate.

Six-Claws: I'm listening.

Sunny: Is my mom dating Smolder?

Six-Claws: MOONS BLASTED CROCODILE SPAWN NO! NO!!!! Gross! 

Sunny: *stares at Thornder shippers*

Sunny: HA!

Six-Claws: *shudders* Bright smashing suns no. In all the years I've known her there's always been one dragon for Thorn, and that's Stonemover.

Sunny: AND IT'S GONNA STAY THAT WAY!

Six-Claws: *nods*

Hosts:......

Nightflyer: Did we miss something here?

Joy: You did.

Rainkeeper: What did you do?

Joy: Nothing.

Rainkeeper: *narrows eyes*

Joy: It's nothing, don't worry about it.

Rainkeeper: Joy.

Joy: .....It's a long story.

Rainkeeper: Jo.

Joy:....*sighs* 

Glory/Deathbringer: *seriously confused with that Deja vu*

Tsunami: Can someone explain what the heck we are actually doing here?

Rainkeeper: Oh right.

Air: The dare.

Seashell: We almost forgot....

Air: Six-Claws?

Six-Claws: Yea?

Air: *hands him a scavenger named Dave Karofsky*

Air: Here, eat this scavenger.

Joy: ROLL CREDITS!

Six-Claws: *shrugs* Okay.

Sunny: WAIT WHAT!?!?!?!

Clay: NO!

Tsunami: DON'T YOU DARE!

Glory: I WILL MELT YOU!

Starflight: WITH HER MAGICAL DEATH SPIT!

Six-Claws:.....Did I miss something here?

Deathbringer: No, please. Eat away.

Glory: *growls*

Deathbringer: *cowers*

Fatespeaker: *sighs* They have this weird obsession with not eating scavengers for some reason.

Riptide: And going out of their way to save them for no apparent reason.

Peril: It's rather odd.

Rainkeeper:....When did they save scavengers?

Air: Clay saved two from Scarlet's party, Tsunami rescued two from a storm, Glory and Jambu grabbed a couple from Blaze's hideout, Sunny has Fluffly and Holler of course, and Starflight- Wait did Starflight save any scavengers?

Hosts:.............

Starflight: Uh, Noooooo.

Nightflyer: Well, I remember you saved someone once. Who was it?

Starflight:............um...

Starflight: I help Glory save Deathbringer!

Glory: No.

Starflight: What?

Glory: *shakes head* Doesn't count.

Deathbringer: At all.

Starflight:....I helped Tsunami that one time!

Tsunami: And I also had to rescue you from a little scavenger that nearly killed you. Nothing you helped me with counts.

Starflight:.....I warned Clay about Fjord's frostbreath!

Clay: Okay, you can give him that, that was actually helpful when I finally got the message.

Air: *facetalons*

Nightflyer: *sighs* Just.... How did I get you as a father?

Starflight: You tell me.

Nightflyer/Starflgiht: *awkwardly stares at Fatespaker*

Fatespeaker:......What?

Six-Claws: *eats scavenger*

Sunny: *screams*

D.O.D.: *freaks out*

Six-Claws:....Can I leave now? I don't trust Qibli to guard Thorn by himself.

Air: Really? But Qibli's so reliable!

Six-Claws: *rolls eyes* Oh yes, Soooooo reliable. Because it's totally understandable to be too busy brooding over a Nightwing to notice that my daughter has been kidnapped and used as a bargaining tool for the second time. Oh yes, I completely entrust that dragon with the most important Sandwing in Pyrrhia. 

Air:....I stand corrected.

Nightflyer: Tell Ostrich that Firefly says hi

Six-Claws: Okay. *disappears*

Seashell:.....Now what?

Hosts: *look over to see the players still panicking over the dead scavenger* 

Hosts: *shrug*

Rainkeeper: I think we can end it here.

Air: Okay.

Joy: Sunny! I need my rocket launcher back! 

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