Air: Hi Scavengers! Just a fair warning, this part will consist of a LOT of swears, so if you don't want to hear them, skip it!
Joy: motherfucking shit.
Air: Joy!
Joy: Hey, I waited until after you warned them.
Air: *facetalons*
*players appear*
Seashell: KINKAJOU TIME PART 2!
Kinkajou: YES!!!!!!
Turtle: NO! STOP TORTURING MY JOU-JOU-BEAR!
Air:......Ohmymoons.....
Hosts: *pause to fangirl*
Kinkajou: What do I have to do?
Nightflyer: Nothing much, just you can only speak in swear for 24 hours.
Kinkajou: Seriously?
Rainkeeper: Yep.
Kinkajou: That's fucking AWESOME!
Carnelian: Will there be bleeps?
Joy: Psh, no.
Carnelian: Damn, why couldn't I get this dare...
Joy: *sighs* I know what you mean.
Winter: *shakes head* This dare is so wasted on Kinkajou.
Kinkajou: BITCH WHAT YOU JUST SAY? I can swear a shit-ton better than ALL YALLS!
Rainkeeper: What have we done?
Nightflyer: Not to stereotype or offend, but I think we just released Kinkajou's inner angry black woman.
Air: ......Just a little bit.
Seashell: Probably a good thing that I started the 24 hours already.
Hosts: Yea.
Kinkajou: What the hell, Imma just say EXACTLY what I think of all of you.
Moon: Oh boy.
Qibli: I'm scared.
Turtle: You should be.
Kinkajou: TURTLE!
Turtle: *squeaks*
Kinkajou: You are fucking adorable.
Turtle: ......Thank you?
Kinkajou: And if anybody be touching him, Imma motherfuckin kill you.
Kinkajou: CARNELIAN!
Carnelian: Yea?
Kinkajou: Just like to thank you, Thorn, and Glory for teaching me how to fucking curse. Cause Damn you girls know a crapton of swears.
Carnelian: Of course.
Kinkajou: And you're a freaking bitch in the whole like six chapters I know you.
Carnelian: Wait what?
Kinkajou: QIBLI!
Qibli: screams*
Kinkajou: what are you scared of? You're my homie, I ain't gonna kill you yet. You slick af.
Qibli: *sighs with relief*
Winter:......What am I listening to here?
Me: I don't even know, and I'm writing this...
All: Wait what?
Me: Three Moons, please nobody kill me for the things that happen in this part.
Kinkajou: UMBER!
Umber: Yea?
Kinkajou: You cool and gay as shit. I may have to give you some phone numbers.
Umber: Rainwings?
Kinkajou: You fucking know it.
Umber: Yessssss.
Kinkajou: MOON!
Moon: Yes?
Kinkajou: I didn't want to have to say this, but Damn girl, you're a bit of a slut.
Moon: WHAT?
Kinkajou: IN JUST 5 BOOKS YOU'VE MANAGED TO GET A ROYAL ICEWING, A MOUNTAIN SIZED NIGHTMARE MONSTER, AND THORN'S RIGHT HAND MAN TO DROOL AT THE FUCKING THOUGHT OF YOU!
Joy: *bursts out laughing*
Moon: *scowls* I am not a slut.
Kinkajou: Yea I know. You my fucking bestie.
Air: Are you just saying fuck when you don't know another swear?
Kinkajou: Of course not. Why the fuck would you think that?
Kinkajou: WINTER!
Winter: What?
Kinkajou: *inhales*
Kinkajou: YOU ARE SUCH A SPARKLY DOUCHEBAG, YOU POMPOUS, SNOB-HEADED, ASSHOLE!!! YOU ARE GREEDY, MANIPULATIVE, A FUCKING JERK TO EVERYONE THAT HAS EVER SAID A WORD TO YOU, YOU'RE A SELFISH NARCISSISTIC, DIRT-BAG THAT I WISH I HAD NEVER LAID EYES ON! YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME, OR QIBLI, OR ANYONE IN THIS WINGLET EXCEPT MOON- BUT SHE WOULDN'T KNOW IT CAUSE YOU TREAT HER LIKE THE BIGGEST BAG OF SHIT IN THE ROOM SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU LIKE HER AND ARE TOO BIGOTED AND JACK-ASSED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! I'M HAPPY MOONBLI IS CANON CAUSE I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU HIT HER AT SOME POINT! YOU ARE A SELF-CENTERED, EGOTISTICAL, ASSHOLE! I'D CALL YOU A MOTHERFUCKER, BUT YOU'RE GONNA DIE A VIRGIN SO WHY BOTHER?! YOU ARE A COMPENSATING CUNT WINTER, AND YOU BETTER WHIP YOURSELF INTO SHAPE BEFORE I LET YOU ANYWHERE NEAR MY FRIENDS!
All:.........
Nightflyer: Wow.
Rainkeeper: Holy shit.
Air:.......
Seashell:......
Winter: *spontaneously combusts from that insane level of burn*
Joy: *starts clapping*
Kinkajou: That is my rant on Winter. I was saving it for his intervention, but now seemed like a good time.
Seashell: *coughs awkwardly*
Seashell: Winterwatcher shippers probably should've skipped this chapter....
Rainkeeper: Yea.
Kinkajou: Sorry not sorry. *snaps with sass*
Rainkeeper: *curls up in a ball and whimpers*
Air: Rainkeeper? You okay?
Rainkeeper: MY SHIP JUST GOT DEMOLISHED! HOW DO YOU THINK I FUCKING FEEL?!?!?!?
Air: *slowly backs away*
J.W.: *stares at Kinkajou in shock*
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
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