Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

I HATE YOU! (Hosts, Guest starring Pear and Kelp)

Nightflyer: ..............

Rainkeeper: ........

Seashell: *holds up swordfish like a spear*

Air: *walks in* What's going on?

Seashell: *hides swordfish* NOTHING!

Joy: Yea right. *takes fish*

Joy: Dude, if you wanted a weapon, you could've just asked. You didn't have to use a dead fish.

Kelp: *appears* Yea, but if she uses the fish, then they'll be sleeping with the fishes for good. 

Joy: KELP! *drops fish and runs over to hug him*

Air: How come Kelp's here? we don't have a dare for today.

*Pear appears*

Pear: Hi Rainy!

Rainkeeper: *swears under his breath*

Seashell: Boys, just get it over with and I'll erase their memories afterwards.

Air: Wait what?

Nightflyer/Rainkeeper/Kelp: Fiiiine.

Nightflyer: This is going to be rough.

Rainkeeper: Somehow, I actually think you have it the easiest.

Nightflyer: NO I DON- .................Okay, maybe. BUT IT'S STILL HARD!

Kelp: But we need a reason for this. What's a good reason for us all to suddenly hate our girlfriends?

Nightflyer:.......Uh....

Rainkeeper: ....We're secretly all in love with each other?

Kelp: What?

Rainkeeper: I don't fucking know.

Nightflyer: That could actually work to a degree.

Kelp: What?!

Nightflyer: Hear me out. You pretend to be in love with Macaw, and I'll pretend to be in love with *shudders* Faithbringer.

Rainkeeper: What about me?

Nightflyer: Well, do you know anyone that Pear would be upset with you falling in love with?

Rainkeeper:..............................Yes.

Kelp: There you go.

Rainkeeper: NO. I can't.

Nightflyer: Well, too bad, it's either this or think of a better idea.

Nightflyer:........And I just thought of a better idea.

Seashell: Guys!!

Boys: OKAY!

Nightflyer: *internally commits suicide to make this dare easier*

Air: Hi Nightflyer!

Nightflyer: *is straight out of Mean Girls*

Nightflyer: Ugh, don't talk.

Air: What?

Nightflyer: Stop! Your voice is unbearable and your breath alone is bad enough to make me move away. What, did you eat a skunk for breakfast?

Air: Nightflyer, you're being really mean...

Nightflyer: No, I'm just telling it like it is. And stop saying my name, it sounds tainted coming from you.

Air: I-I don't understand....

Nightflyer: Do I need to spell it out for you? S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G!!!!

Air: Why are so being like this?

Nightflyer: Because I can, Because I hate you, the list goes on.

Air: Since when do you hate me!?!?

Nightflyer: Uh, since ALWAYS? Where have you been? Snorting smokeberries? I wouldn't be surprised...

Air: You little.... *bitchslaps Nightflyer*

Nightflyer: *drops and crawls away*

Nightflyer: *in a strained voice* Okay, I' done.

Seashell: You can't sit with us a lunch. It's Thursday. You're wearing jeans.

Nightflyer: I WILL shove you in front of a bus.

Seashell: Moving on!

Joy: Hey Kelp.

Kelp: Joy, can I be honest?

Joy: You always are.

Kelp: I really, Really, REALLY, hate you. 

Joy:............Say what?

Kelp: I'm sorry, but after the way you have treated my Caw-berry, I simply can't like you any more.

Joy: Wait......Did you just say Caw-berry?

Kelp: Yes.

Joy: As in Macaw?

Kelp: duh. 

Joy: I FUCKING KNEW IT!

Kelp: Wait what?

Joy: *snaps talons*

*Macaw appears*

Joy: *tackles Macaw and starts choking him*

Joy: I KNOW YOUR TWISTED LITTLE PLAN MACAW!!!!!! YOU KNEW THAT IF YOU COULDN'T HAVE ME, YOUR NEXT BEST BET WAS WITH KELP!!!! NOW YOU DIE!!!! 

Seashell: Joy! Clam down!

Joy: NO! KELP IS MINE!!!

Kelp: *grinning* Seashell, I give up. I can't do it. I can't hate her.

Seashell: Really? She's the easiest one to hate!

Kelp: *scowls*

Kelp: Don't make me sick my vicious attack girlfriend on you.

Seashell: *gulps*

Rainkeeper: Okay......I can do this.

Rainkeeper: Hey Pear?

Pear: Yes Rainy?

Rainkeeper: We need to talk.

Pear: We are talking.

Rainkeeper:...............Pear, I've found someone else.

Pear: WHAT!

Rainkeeper: It's just.....This someone really understands me and has helped me see you for what you really are, and after I have, I have to say, I hate you Pear.

Pear: I swear if you are dating one of my parents....

Rainkeeper: Ew, no. 

Pear: Who is it!?!

Rainkeeper: I shouldn't say. He doesn't like it when I talk to you.

Pear: RAINY AT LEAST TELL ME WHO YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR!!!!

Rainkeeper: *sighs* Alright, but you can't tell anyone. It's very secret.

Pear: I won't I swear!

Rainkeeper: Okay.......*inhales*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Air, Joy, and Pear forget the entire dare and nearly all of Pyrrhia shows up in the room*

Rainkeeper: I'm in love with Tree-Bud.

Pear: WAIT WHAT!?!?!?

Joy: THE FUCK??????????????

All: WHAT?!!!!?!??!!?!?!

Rainkeeper: SEASHELL I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seashell: *attempts to run away*

Rainkeeper: *attacks her*

Nightflyer: *snaps talons*

*Everything goes back to normal, except that Rainkeeper is beating the crap out of Seashell*