Seashell: WHOSE READY FOR ANOTHER D-
Joy: *tackles Seashell to the ground*
Joy: *duct tapes her mouth shut*
Joy: Do. Not. Talk.
Air: Uh, what's wrong with Joy?
Rainkeeper: I think she's hungover from Valentine's Day...
Nightflyer: But I thought she stopped drinking.
Joy: I did.
Joy: Until Kelp discovered Jello shots.
Air: Oh dear moons.
*players appear*
Glory:......... No. *leaves*
Moon: *falls on floor sleepily* Too early for dares....
Nightflyer: Moon it's like 6:00 at night.
Moon: *whines in protest*
Air: What is up with you all today?
Peril: Hangovers and soreness.
Rainkeeper: Well, y'all better walk up real fast!
Umber: Why?
Air: We're playing Hide and Seek to the death again!!
Clay: NOT WITH BURN!!!
Joy: Correct. Now if you get found, you get murdered by Kinkajou in any way she desires.
Kinkajou: Wait REALLY?!!?!?
Seashell: *nods through duct tape*
Kinkajou: YES *evil laughs*
Glory: But Kinkajou is too innocent to kill anyone!
Deathbringer: Uh, actually....
Kinkajou: *laughs louder*
Glory: DEATHBRINGER WHAT DID YOU DO?!??
Deathbringer: Can we go hide now???
Rainkeeper: Yea sure.
*one day later*
Kinkajou: *starts searching for everyone*
Kinkajou: *finds Turtle in underground lake of JMA*
Kinkajou: Hi Turtle!
Turtle: You're really going to kill me first?
Kinkajou: Of course not silly!
Kinkajou: I can kill you in any way I desire, so...
Kinkajou: I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH BY PUPPIES!!
Turtle: Wait what?
Turtle: *appears in locked room full of puppies*
Turtle: Oh no.
Qibli: *hiding in sand dune*
Kinkajou: *appears* Boo.
Qibli: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! KINKAJOU WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?1
Kinkajou: Did you know the relationship you have with Moon and Winter is called a polyamorous relationship?
Qibli :Uh no?
Kinkajou: Well, now you do. *stabs Qibli*
Hosts: *watch in surprise as Kinkajou keeps murdering the players*
Nightflyer: Wow.
Rainkeeper: But Kinkajou......
Joy: I now have a lot more respect for this dragon.
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
