Rainkeeper: THE RESULTS ARE IN!
Joy: AKA we have the five hosts that will be here whenever there's a dare for us current hosts.
Nightflyer: And the winners are....
Rainkeeper: For mature host, SHORE!
Seashell: For the open slot, ANDER!
Joy: For murderous and sarcasm provider, HAZE!
Air: For being ridiculously obsessed, PERMAFROST!
Nightflyer: And for intelligence, EMBER!
Joy: That's a good list, I think.
Air: Permafrost will be a worthy apprentice.
*players appear*
Moon: Soooo, how much longer to we have to keep doing this?
Nightflyer: Like, three more times.
Rainkeeper: But then we go to a new book!
Joy: We've already stared a draft of it, it's gonna be great.
Air: AND IM ONLY 5 EPISODES AWAY FROM FINISHING ALL OF SUPERNATURAL AHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Turtle: Oh THANK THE MOONS.
Qibli: We thought the references would NEVER end.
Air:....Who said they'd stop?
Umber: SPN reference in three... two... one...
Air: BUT I'M GONNA KILL THAT EVIL COLONEL SANDERS AND FRY HIM UP EXTRA CRISPY FOR WHAT HE DID TO GABRIEL!!!!
Air: And also, Sabriel, SO CONFIRMED.
Seashell: How is it confirmed?
Air: Sam says he needs Gabriel.
Air: That is how the Winchester tell their angels that they love them.
Nightflyer: True. Now it's DARE TIME!
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Smolder appears with Flower and Bandit*
Winter: Bandit? What are you doing here?
Bandit: *starts speaking in gibberish*
Joy: Well, we figured since we married off pretty much everyone in the Jade Winglet...
Air: Why not marry off Flower and Bandit?
All: WHAT!
Kinkajou: OMM YES! LITTLE SCAVENGER WEDDING!!!! CAN I BE THE FLOWER GIRL?!!?!
Moon: Why have a wedding now?
Rainkeeper: Well, we got a dare for it, and the scavenger that gives us dares is going to a wedding soon, so now seemed like a good time.
Seashell: And it's summer. Wedding Season.
Winter: THERE IS NO WAY I AM LETTING BANDIT MARRY THAT SCAVENGER!
Smolder: AGREED! IT'S NOT HAPPENING!!!
Kinkajou: OH YES IT IS!
Umber: Smolder, I swear to the moons, sToP BrEAkINg UP mY SHIPS!!!!
Smolder: I haven't broken up a single ship!
All:.......*glares at Smolder*
Joy: Oh REALLY.
Smolder:.......Yea, really.
Carnelian: *slaps Smolder*
Carnelian: WHAT ABOUT THORNMOVER YOU PILE OF SEAGULL DUNG!?!?!?
Air: THANK YOU.
Seashell: Or Sunder, for that matter?!?
Smolder: Okay, that one was never gonna happen and you all knew it was a stretch from the beginning.
Seashell: True.
Moon: AND NOW YOU'RE BREAKING UP BANDFLOWER!?!?
Kinkajou: Bandflower?
Moon: Or should it be Flowit?
Qibli: Blower? Fandit?
Air: *becomes an advertisement*
Air: Do you ever find yourself shipping something, but can;t come up with a good ship name? If so, head on over to SmallButDeadlySunny 's page, and check out her shipping book!
Nightflyer: The girl once made a ship name for Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and triskaidekaphobia.
Joy: And now back to our regularly scheduled dare.
Qibli: Let's go with Fandit.
Smolder: It's still not happening!!
Qibli: SMOLDER, I AM TIRED OF YOU MESSING THINGS UP!!!!
Umber: Look at the scavengers, see how in love they are?
Flower/Bandit: *giggling and chatting in gibberish*
Kinkajou: SHIIIIIIIIIP IT.
Air: *starts humming Here Comes The Bride*
Winter: NOT HAPPENING!
All:...........
Joy: Welp, force it is then.
*ten minutes later*
Winter/Smolder: *tied and gagged to chairs*
Flower/Bandit: *getting married*
Kinkajou: *is a flower girl*
Umber: Thanks for lending us the rope, Joy.
Joy: No problem. I liked that you and Qibli tied them up instead of me for once.
Qibli: It was worth it.
Winter: *angrily muffled noises*
Nightflyer: Now, does anyone object to these two being wed?
Smolder: *tries to yell through gag*
Nightflyer:......Nope! I don't here any objections!
Winter/Smolder: *muffled cursing*
Nightflyer: Now, by the power invested in me through the Pastafarianism church, I now pronounce you scavenger and scavenger.
Flower/Bandit: *kiss*
Kinkajou: *squeals and faints from fangirl happiness*
All but Winter and Smolder: *starts cheering*
Seashell: *releases Winter and Smolder*
Winter: HATE YOU ALL!
Joy: Awww, we hate you too Winnie!
Smolder: I OBJECT!!!
Nightflyer: Too late!
Umber: *throws Skittles*
Umber: ANOTHER SHIP HAS SAILED!!!!
Carnelian: YES! *high fives Umber*
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
