So, Starflight.... (D.O.D.)

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Air: *laughing hysterically*

Nightflyer: What's so funny?

Air: Supernatural The Musical!

Joy: EVERYBODY DROP EVERYTHING!

Rainkeeper: *drops a container of eggs*

Rainkeeper: ........... This better be freaking important. I was gonna make an omlete. 

Seashell: What?

Joy: I HAVE FOUND A BOOK SERIES WORTHY OF MY OBSESSION!

Hosts: *gasps*

Seashell: Is it Divergent!?!?!??!

Air: Please be Supernatural, please be Supernatural.....

Rainkeeper: Don't let it be Harry Potter, please. We can't start that now.

Nightflyer: *grabs gun*

Nightflyer: If it's Twilight, I'm killing you, and you're never coming back.

Joy: NOPE! It's a Court of Thorns and Roses. I JUST FINISHED THE FIRST BOOK AND I'M FREAKING OUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

Air: HA! Don't fangirl til book two.

Joy: TAMLIN AND FEYRE ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!

Seashell: Oh honey, No.

Joy: What?

Air/Seashell:...........NOTHING. 

Joy: Tell. NOW.

Air: I honestly don't know. Scavenger Peril just has me afraid....

*players appear*

Clay: Are we ever going to get our normal lives back, or is this just our existence from now on?

Nightflyer: It's your life until we say differently.

Sunny: What if we don't want to play anymore?

Rainkeeper: Then we'll make you an offer you can't refuse.

Sunny: What's that?

Hosts:............

Joy: You see, there's three things you should know about me.

Glory: And they are?

Joy: One. My circle is small. Two. I'm loyal to the end. Three?

Joy: *slams Fatespeaker's head at the wall*

Joy: Don't fuck me over. 

Tsunami: I am so confused........

Air: References, darling, References.

*Moon appears*

Seashell: WONDERFUL now we can start the dare.

Deathbringer: And that is?

Joy: Jeez you guys are full of questions today!

Starflight: You just slammed my girlfriend into a wall, should we not ask questions?

Joy: *laughs* Oh, Starflight. You should know by now to never ask questions about anything I do.

Rainkeeper: All you guys have to do is watch as Moon tells Starflight what would've happened if he had hatched under the light of the three moons.

Starflight: Something would've happened?

Moon: Uh......Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Riptide: Spill.

Moon: You would've been able to read minds and see the future- both of those powers would've also been incredibly advanced.

All:..............

Starflight: Are you F***ING KIDDING ME.

Moon: Um, no?

Starflight: *looks enraged*

Clay: Uh oh.

Sunny: EVERYBODY RUN!

Air: Why?

Tsunami: STARFLIGHT'S GONNA BLOW!

Everyone: *dives for cover behind bulletproof shields*

Starflight: *snaps and screams in fury*

Starflight: *grabs random chair and smashes it against the wall*

Joy: Have a crowbar! *tosses him a crowbar*

Starflight: *snaps it in half*

Joy: Oh shit.

Starflight: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!!?!?!?! ALL THOSE YEAR I DREAMED OF HAVING POWERS- THEY COULD'VE ACTUALLY EXISTED! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO FLIPPING FIRE-JUGGLING MORROWSEER JUST HAD TO HAVE HIS FUCKING PROPHECY!?!?!?!?

Fatespeaker: Starflight, calm down-

Starflight: I AM CALM!!!!!!!!!!!! *smashes lamp*

Air: Here, use this! *hands him a lightsaber*

*control panel randomly appears*

Starflight: *smashes control panel with lightsaber*

Starflight: *screams louder*

Moon: See, this is why I don't tell people things. 

Joy: I think he's taking it pretty well.

Rainkeeper: Uh.............sure.

Air: I know how we can calm him down!

Seashell: What could Supernatural POSSIBLY have for this?

Air: *deadpans. snaps talons*

Castiel: *appears and bear hugs Starflight*

Starflight: *angrily screams*

Air:IN THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMS OF AN ANGEL!

Hosts: *facetalon through a wall*

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