NO FANDOM CROSSING FOR YOU (J.W.)

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Joy: So, got any dares?

Air: Nope!

Joy: Well, let's bring them in anyways.

Air: YES!

*Jade Winglet and Anemone appears*

Air: What, Why is anemone here?

Anemone: *hides knife* No Reason!

Joy: Turtle.

Turtle: Yes.

Joy: Come here. Slowly.

Turtle: *walks over to Joy*

Turtle: What?

Joy: Nothing. *lunges at Anemone*

Air: Oh.

Carnelian: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Winter/Qibli/Umber: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Joy: *pins anemone down and takes knife* Why the knife?

Anemone: Oh, that's because......you see, I'm doing a dare.

Air: can we help you with it?

Anemone: Sure! I need as many Seawings as You can get me.

Joy: On it! *teleports them to Sea Kingdom*

Anemone: *walks around whistling while twirling the knife.

Random Seawing: Princess Anemone? What are you doing?

Anemone: Oh, you see, I found the ghost of Albatross and I'm going to help him massacre the entire Royal family. So, do you know where my mother is?

Random Seawing: um.....

Anemone: Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that.

Hagrid: I shouldn't have said that. I should NOT have said that.

Me: Wait. No.

Lauren: PRETTY KNIFE! I WANT IT!

Me: NO! NO FANDOM CROSSING! NOT HERE!

Charlie Weasley: OH MY GOD DRAGONS!

Joy: What the he- GET THE FUCK OFF ME LITTLE SCAVENGER!

Me: STOP!

Lauren: *steals knife* HAHAHAHAHA

Me: NO! BAD LAUREN! GET BACK IN YOUR OWN BOOK!

Lauren: But I want to be in the Harry Potter books for real!

Me: I know you do! But everyone you love is dead in those!

Lauren: They are? Oh. *leaves*

Me: Oh thank the moons. EVERYBODY GET BACK TO THE RIGHT- oh no.

Charlie Weasley: *climbing on Joy*

Joy: I WILL KILL YOU TINY SCAVENGER

Hagrid: *treating Air like a hippogriff*

Air:WHAT THE HELL? STOP BOWING!

Lauren: I CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM! *holds up J. K. Rowling.*

Me: OH FUCK! LAUREN NO! DON'T HURT THE MURDEROUS GENIUS!

J.K. Rowling: THIS IS WHY YOU WEREN'T IN THE BOOKS!

Winter: *appears* The fuck?

Lauren: *drops J. K.* OMG HE'S SPARKLY!!!

Me: THAT'S IT! *snaps* *everything goes back to normal*

Random Seawing: What the Hell just happened?

Anemone: THE SCAVENGER STOLE MY KNIFE!

Joy: Anyways, back to the dare!

Anemone: *tells 98.2 percent of Seawings about how she's gonna murder the Royal Family*

Later...

Moray: Your Majesty?

Coral: Yes?

Moray: Hundreds of dragons have fled here and are terrified because they said Princess Anemone told them that she found the ghost of Albatross and that she's going to help him murder the Royal Family. 

Coral: That's ridiculous. Anemone's at school.

Anemone: Hi Mother!

Coral: AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S GONNA KILL US ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs away screaming*

Joy: now that's how we end a dare!

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