Air: So....Anybody got a dare?
Joy: Nah. I haven't gotten any Airflyer ones.
Air: I didn't ask for Airflyer ones.
Joy: You were thinkin it.
Air: No I wasn't.
Rainkeeper: Air, just admit it. You are completely in love with Nightflyer.
Air: I AM NOT!
Nightflyer: *grins* Yeah, you are.
Air: Dammit.
Air: Well, You're completely in love with Pear!
Rainkeeper: True.
Joy: Face it Air. There's no escaping this.
Air: You're in love with Kelp.
Seashell: WAIT WHAT!?!!?!? YOU'RE WHAT!!! WITH WHO!!!!
Joy: You have no evidence.
Air: Sure I don't....
Joy: Shit.
Rainkeeper: Seashell, I am very sorry, but I'm afraid I am going to have to kill your brother.
*players appear*
Winter: This is stupid.
Qibli: We're never gonna pull this off.
Winter: I am not doing this.
Qibli: Just do it and get it over with.
Winter: No.
Qibli: Fine. Then I'll do it.
Winter: Don't you dare.
Kinkajou: Hey guys! What's u-
Qibli: *kisses Winter*
Moon: Oh my gosh. IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!! SHIP!
Kinkajou: *horrified*
Umber: Can I join?
Turtle: *fake hurls*
Joy: *real hurls*
Carnelian: I knew it.
Air: What.
Nightflyer: The.
Rainkeeper: Fuck.
Seashell: *screams*
Winter: *chokes down the urge to vomit* Qiby!!! I told you not to do that in public!
Qibli: But Winnie...*pouts*
Joy: *losing her shit*
Moon: *fangirling*
Winter: Fine. *kisses Qibli*
Umber: No! MY QIBY!!!!
Qibli: I'm sorry Umber, but Winter is just so much more attractive. I love him. *prays for a bottle of bleach*
Air: Where's the holy water?
Nightflyer: Gone.
Air: How?
Nightflyer: Seashell.
Air: fuck. GET MORE!!
Nightflyer: Screw that, we need bleach.
Seashell: *frantically nods*
Umber: *sobs*
Winter: Awww I love you too Qiby!
Joy: *still has not regained her shit*
Carnelian: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!
Kinkajou: Carnelian shut up! Let them be happy!
Winter: Is time up?
Qibli: Oh thank the moons. Yes.
Winter: Good. *throws up*
Qibli: *steals bleach*
Turtle: Wait what?
Winter: *shudders* We got dared to trick you guys into thinking we were a couple *throws up again*
Qibli: *bathes in holy water* Horrifying.
Air: That was far too believable.
All: *nods*
A/N: I had to stop halfway through writing this because I was laughing so hard....so, THANKS FOR THE AWESOME DARE!!!
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