Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

Tui (D.O.D.)

Joy: Hi scavengers reading this!

Rainkeeper:.... Did it ever occur to you that maybe we SHOULDN'T break the fourth wall?

Joy:......No.

Air: Don't worry, it'll get fixed. That's Satan's job.

Nightflyer:.......What?

Air: It's Satan's job to fix the fourth wall.

Hosts:........

Seashell: And you heard this WHERE?

Air: In a Destiel fanfiction. Lucifer kept breaking the fourth wall, and then he turned around and got a job fixing it. He gave up at the end though when he realized that was an impossible task.

Nightflyer:....... Okay. That makes sense.

Seashell: No it doesn-

Nightflyer: *clamps talons over Seashell's mouth*

Nightflyer: Let. My girlfriend. Have this.

Seashell: *nods*

*players appear*

Fatespeaker: What's up, what's new?

Rainkeeper: Oh, nothing much.

Joy: We're just going to destroy your entire existence as you know it.

Glory: Wait what?

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Tui T. Sutherland appears*

Players: *scream*

Sutherland: *screams*

Air:....... So, have you all met?

Peril: Um, who's this?

Joy: Introducing Mrs. Tui. T. Sutherland, creator of Wings of Fire. AKA, she created all of you. And your entire universe.

Riptide: What about you guys?

Hosts: *shakes head*

Seashell: We wish.

Air: Nah, we were created by LaurenABlack

Me: *waves*

Deathbringer: So that's her name....

Nightflyer: Actually her real name is technically not Lauren.

Me: That's just what everyone calls me.

Starflight: Weird.

Seashell: ANYWAYS!

Nightflyer: The dare for today is that you guys can ask Tui any questions you want!

Players: *ponders*

Sunny: Got one!

Rainkeeper: Ask away.

Sunny: *tackles Tui*

Sunny: WHEN ARE MY SHIPS GOING TO BE CANON MOONSDAMMIT!

Clay: Sunny!

Sunny: SHUT UP!

Tui: You're just teenagers! 

Sunny: Oh screw that, age doesn't matter!

Tui: Well, I do want Glorybringer to live happily ever after.

Glory: Wait WHAT now?

Deathbringer: *sings angelic music* ALL HAIL THE WINGS OF FIRE GODDESS.

Sunny: Second question. Well, actually this isn't really a question, but whatever.

Sunny: I swear to the moons if you put my Mother with Smolder I'll-

Seashell: SUNNY!

Joy: Don't threaten the goddess!

Starflight: Wait a sec. JOY telling someone to NOT threaten someone?

Joy: Hey, if you hurt her, there ain't no book eleven so LETHERGO.

Sunny: *releases Tui*

Clay: Did you REALLY have to make Peril Kestrel's daughter?

Tui: Yes.

Clay: *groans*

Peril: Are there Firewings on Pantala?

Tui: Probably not.

Peril: And I am completely okay with that.

Peril:....... Are there FireflyWings?

Tui: I'm not sure yet. Why?

Peril: *glances at Glorybringer*

Peril: No reason.

Me: Maybe future one-shot reasons.

Tsunami: WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE 32 BROTHERS?!?!?

Tui:....... Well, that's not really my decision...

Tsunami: Uggggh.

Riptide: Will Coral violently murder me if Tsunami tells her we're dating?

Tui: Definitely.

Riptide: Wonderful. 

Fatespeaker: WHY MUST I STILL BE SECOND BEST TO SUNNY?!?!

Sunny: Oh for the love of moons, not this again.

Tui: Because that's what the Fanwings decided?

Sunny: WHY DID YOU MAKE SUNNYFLIGHT EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!

Tui: Um....I couldn't think of anything else for Starflight's book?

Starflight: Am I really that boring?

All: YES.

Nightflyer: ALL. THE. TIME.

Air: Night-

Nightflyer: ALLTHEFREAKINGTIME.

Deathbringer: Am I ever going to have to tell Glory about my past because of something you write?

Glory: Wait WHAT about your past?

Tui: *shrugs* Maybe, maybe not.

Starflight:.....Is anyone ever going to heal my blindness?

Clay: Your what?

Sunny: You're blind?

Tsunami: Since when!

Starflight: Well I mean I'm not in THIS universe but....

Tui: We'll see.

Starflight: OH COME ON!

Joy: Any other questions?

Nightflyer: I've got one!

Tui: I'm listening.

Nightflyer: Any chance you could put us in the real books?

Tui: Um..........

Tui: Probably not. 

Air: Do you like our Truth or Dare?

Tui: DEFINITELY. I was laughing over Qibli dressed as a princess and singing Shake it off.

A/N: I'M NOT EVEN JOKING ABOUT THAT LAST PART. I TOLD HER ABOUT THIS TRUTH OR DARE AND SHE WAS DYING WHEN I TOLD HER ABOUT THAT DARE.