Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

SHIP WAR!!! (D.O.D.)

Joy: This is so creative!

Air: I love it!

Joy: And it's gonna be hilarious.

Air: Oh yea.

*players appear*

Fatespeaker: What's today?

Joy: Tuesday. Anyways! Congratulations! Peril, Riptide, Fatespeaker, and Deathbringer, you all get a day off. 

Riptide: WOO HOO! I mean awww

Peril: But Clay!

Deathbringer: dang....

Glory:...............What do the rest of us have to do?

Air: Reenact a ship war

Starflight: If it's Sunnyflight and Starspeaker I swear. 

Joy: Nope!

Air: It's Winterwatcher and Moonbli. 

Joy: With a Glorybringer safe haven.

Glory: Great.

Air: Here's your roles! Clay- Winter.

Clay: Talk about polar opposites, but okay.

Peril: WHAT! NO! CLAY CANNOT BE WINTER!

Joy: *shrugs*

Air: Starflight- Qibli

Starflight: Reasonable.

Air: Sunny- Moon

Sunny: Kay.

Sunny: Wait what.

Air: Glory- Hostess of Glorybringer camp

Glory: *face talon*

Air: And finally, Tsunami-....................................................................................................................... Random soldier who is looking for safe haven.

Tsunami:.................F*ck you.

Riptide: TSUNAMI BE NICE

Tsunami: *growls*

Riptide: *cowers*

Air: Let the reenactment begin!

Joy: One last thing. *teleports everyone to an auditorium where all of Jade Mountain Academy is waiting*

Joy: Show time!

Glory: *stands in a corner* THIS BE THE GLORYBRINGER SAFE HAVEN! NO ONE DARES TO ATTACK IT! THE PATHETIC SHIPS OF GLORYFLIGHT, GLORAY, AND SUNNYBRINGER WERE DESTROYED LONG AGO!

Starflight/Clay: *playing tug o war with Sunny as the rope*

Starflight: BE MINE MOON!

Moon: *facetalon*

Clay: NO! WINTERWATCHER SHALL RISE

Tsunami: *limping around with fake injuries* IS ANYWHERE SAFE FROM THIS MADNESS? 

Clay: Winterwatcher

Starflight: Moonbli

Clay: Winterwatcher!

Starflight: Moonbli!

Clay: WINTERWATCHER!!

Starflight: MOONBLI!!

Sunny: WHY MIST I CHOOSE?

Moon: PREACH!

Joy: This is getting nowhere. 

Joy: Time to step it up a notch. *snaps talons*

*the entire WOF fandom shows up*

Me: WAIT WHAT I DIDNT ORDER THIS!

Moonbli shippers: *grabs weapons* FOR MOONBLI!

Winterwatcher shippers: *grabs weapons too* FOR WINTERWATCHER!

*several hours of battle later*

Me: *looks out at the battlefield in shock with the Dragonets of Destiny from the safety of Glorybringer*

Me:.....Wow.

Starflight: did anyone survive?

Me: Only those who knew where to hide.

Glory:............so A. K. A. Hardly anyone.

Me: yep.

Me: so um, I'm just gonna let you guys take care of this

Me: *disappears*

Clay: um.......who won?

Sunny: I guess it's still up to Moon.

All: *stares at Moon*

Moon:......... I choose