A/N: Inspired by GlorybringerRulesAll for her comment on SHIP WAR!!!
Joy: *gasp*
Air: The moment of truth.
Seashell: It's the gospel truth!
All: *stares*
Seashell: What? No Hercules fans?
Fluffy: Hercules, Hercules!
Me: Bad Fluffy! Go home! *disappears*
Nightflyer: Who was that?
Air: Just some random scavenger that pops in every now and then.
Joy: Other scavengers give her dares and truths, and she gives them to us, and we give them to whoever they're for.
*players appear*
Joy: *suddenly sitting on a podium* *bangs talon on podium* MOONWATCHER!
Moon: Ah! What?
Nightflyer: It's time for the truth.
Seashell: THE GOSPEL TRUTH!!!
J.W: Huh?
Seashell: Oh my gosh, you guys need a serious Disney education.
Air: Anyways....
Joy: NOW IS THE TIME TO DECLARE YOUR ALLEGIANCE!
Me: No!!!!
All: *burst into tears*
Joy: What? What did I say?
Air: Allegiant!
Me: NO! WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT ONE!
Joy: ....um. Okay....
Joy: Anyways! MOON! NOW IS THE TIE TO CHOOSE! Will it be, Moonbli, or Winterwatcher?
Qibli: wait WAHT!?!?!
Winter: *chokes on oxygen*
All: *holds breath*
Moon: Um....
Umber: PLEASE CHOOSE WINTER!
Carenlian: Why?
Umber: Because then Qibli's all mine.
Seashell: NO! CHOOSE QIBLI! WINTER'S MINE!
Joy/Air: Qibli, Qibli, Qibli, Qibli....
Moon:................................................................I choose........*idea strikes*
Moon: *evil grin* I choose no one.
Mare Barrow: HELL YEA GIRL, HIGH FIVE!
Moon: *high fives Mare*
All: *blinks*
Winter: *statue. Not even breathing*
Qibli: *looks as if he's been told button-sized people exist and they live off of unicorn farts*
Kinkajou: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turtle: *jaw drop*
Carnelian: Well. My life is pointless. I have no meaning. *holds gun up to head*
Joy: Of course you have no meaning Carnelian. Why do you think you died early on?
Nightflyer: *whacks Joy on the head*
Joy: What was that for?
Nightflyer: What was what for?
Air: *practically hyperventilating* So. Let me get this straight. It's not Moonbli. And it's not Winterwatcher. AND IT'S NOT MOONBLI!?!?!?
Moon: Yep.
Air: *screams*
Nightflyer: Air, calm down.
Air: *laughs manically* I AM CALM!
Nightflyer: Shit. MOON! YOU BROKE MY GIRLFRIEND!
Joy: *bursts out laughing*
Nightflyer: SHUT UP!
Moon: What do you want me to do?
Nightflyer: FIX HER!
Moon: How?
Seashell: Choose.
Moon: .............................................Um......I choose Qinter.
Winter: FUCK!
Qibli: NOT THIS AGAIN!
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
