Those Villains Suck (D.O.D.)

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Air: I like this one.

Joy: Where was this dare on the 100th part!?!!!?!?!?!

Rainkeeper: Uh, nonexistant?

Joy: *glares*

*players appear*

Glory: THANK THE MOONS!

Seashell: What?

Sunny: WE'RE FINALLY ALONE AGAIN!!!

Nightflyer: Huh?

Starflight: We've been with the Jade Winglet for the last five parts.

Clay: We love them, BUUUUUUUT

Tsunami: We want to strangle them on a daily basis.

Rainkeeper: WHY!

D.O.D.: BECAUSE THEY RAISED A FREAKING NIGHTMARE MONSTER AND CAUSED HUNDREDS OF PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peril: Uh, about that....

Tsunami: NOT NOW PERIL!

Clay: HEY! DON'T YELL AT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

Air: Awwwww

Seashell: It's just like the future....

Joy: Forget about the future! Today we're going to the past!

Deathbringer: Wait what?

Rainkeeper: *starts slide show presentation like a travel agent*

Rainkeeper: Today you will all take a lovely excursion the the place where each of your enemies died and you will say as many horrible things about them as possible.

Sunny: Oooooo

Seashell: Let's begin! 

*teleports everyone to the cave where the D.O.D. grew up*

Clay: Wait, who died here?

Glory: *facetalons* Dune, Clay. Dune.

Sunny: But he's not our enemy!

Tsunami: Says you. He sucked.

Starflight: He was our second nicest guardian.

Glory: He beat me with a scroll once because I wanted to know how it ended.

Deathbringer: He's lucky he's dead.

Tsunami: I hated him.

Sunny: When we were little he started crying when I smiled at him.

Air: Well, that's logical.

Joy: This isn't horrible enough. NEXT!

Seashell: *teleports everyone to an island in the Sea Kingdom*

Seashell: Wait a second....

Riptide: What?

Seashell: I LIVE HERE!!

Starflight: You live on the island Kestrel died on?

Seashell: WHAT THE FUCK TSUNAMI!?!?!?!?!

Tsunami: I don't know! That was a future me's decision!

Sunny: Kestrel wasn't our enemy either....

Glory: Sunny, release the inner rage we all know you have and BE MAD FOR ONCE!!!

Sunny: Why?

Glory: BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD!!!

Deathbringer: Glory, calm down.

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