Air: I don't think I know this song...
Seashell: *starts blasting it out of speakers*
Joy: THAT WHAT THIS IS? I LOVE THIS SONG!!!
Rainkeeper: Why?
Joy: Kelp and I dance to it all the time!
Seashell: This is SEAWING THEME SONG MATERIAL HERE
Nightflyer: .......
Nightflyer: Isn't this from Spongebob?
Air: *jumps on table*
Nightflyer: Air, what-
Air: ARE YOU READY KIDS?!!?!?
Rainkeeper: What?
Joy: Aye aye captain!
Air: I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Seashell: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
Air: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*players appear*
Air: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!!?!?!?
Kinkajou: SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!
Air: ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE?????
Umber: SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!
Air: IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH!?!?!?!
Turtle: SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!
Air: THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!!!
Moon: SPONGE-BOB SQUARE PANTS!
Moon/Kinkajou/Umber/Turtle/Seashell/Joy/Air: SPONGE-BOB SQUARE PANTS!
SPONGE-BOB SQUARE PANTS!
SPONGE-BOB SQUARE PANTS!
Air: SPONGIE-BOB SQUARE- PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!
Seashell: *plays piccolo solo*
Winter/Qibli/Carnelian/Rainkeeper/Nightflyer:........
Winter: What the hell did I just witness?
Joy: TURTLE!
Turtle: Yea?
Air: SING OCEAN MAN!!!
Seashell: PREFERABLY IN KINKAJOU'S GENERAL DIRECTION!
Turtle:.....Okaaaay.
Turtle: *starts singing*
Turtle: Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form raised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man...
Ocean man...
Ocean man...
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form raised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man...
J.W.: *standing ovation*
Umber: Now what?
Hosts:....*troll face*
Qibli: Oh moons.
Winter: Not the look.
Air: First we go like this....
Seashell: Spin around,
JW: *spins around*
Air: NOW STOP!
Joy: Double take three times...
JW: *doubles takes*
Air: One....Two.....Three...
Seashell: Then pelvis thrust!
Winter: What?
Air: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nightflyer:...........What. The. FUCK.
Joy: STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT!
Air: DON'T FORGET IT!
JW: *stops on right foot*
Joy: Now it's time to bring it around town.
Air: Bri-ng it arooooooooouuuun touuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwn.
JW: *brings it around town*
Seashell: Then you do this,
JW: *does this*
Air: then this,
JW: *does this*
Joy: and this,
JW: *does this*
Seashell: and that,
JW: *does that*
Air: and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that,
JW: *does*
Joy: and then...
JW: *blows perfect bubbles*
Air: *blows bubble in the shape of Castiel*
Air: SUCCESS!!!
Nightflyer:....How.
Air: It's all in the technique. TECHNIQUE TECHNIQUE TECHNIQUE!!!!!
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
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