Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

Demoted to the 7th Circle (J.W.)

*at the Ice Kingdom*

Joy: Glacier! My man! waz up?

Glacier:............................Who are you?

Joy: Aw, you know, future princess that doesn't technically exist yet. 

Glacier: How are you not dying or dead right now? It's like -120 degrees in this palace.

Joy: *holds up necklace* Perks of being friends with an animus.

Joy: Anyways, I need you to do something for me.

Glacier: And why would I help you?

Joy: 2 reasons.

Joy: One. *Air appears behind Glacier and holds a knife up to her throat* I'll kill you if you don't.

Joy: Two. It's for a little game we like to call Truth or Dare.

Later.....

*players appear*

*one hour later*

Qibli: So. What are we doing?

Joy: *sharpening talons* Waiting.

Moon: For what?

Joy: Results.

Umber: What's that supposed to mean?

*cell phone rings*

Air: Hello?

Air: Okay, thanks! Gotta go, Love ya, Bye!

*hangs up phone*

Air: They'll be here in about 5 minutes.

Joy: Is it gonna be good?

Air: Oh yah.

Qibli: Who was that?

Air: Who was what?

Qibli: The person you just called.

Air: .......................................................................NOBODY

Joy: Chill out. It's just her boyfriend Nightflyer.

Air: He is NOT my boyfriend!

Joy: Sure. You just keep telling yourself that.

Air: Wait. You said chill out.

Joy/Air: *laughing*

Kinkajou: I am so confused.

Turtle: Me too.

*wall explodes and Tundra and Narwhal burst in shooting frostbreath and throwing spears everywhere while screaming incomprehensible threats*

Winter: *screams at the top of his lungs* 

Joy: Hey! You're early!

Joy: but other than that, this was great. Wonderful performance.

Narwhal: YOU! *points at Winter*

Winter: FUCK HELP HIDE ME! *hides behind Qibli* KILL HIM FIRST!

Qibli: *steps aside* He's all yours.

Winter/Moon/Kinkajou: WHAT! NO!

Moon: Qibli! 

Qibli:........................*thinking, oh the things I do for crushes* Fine! *attacks Narwhal*

Tundra: *strangling Winter* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IF YOU HADN'T BEEN SUCH A WIMP THEN I'D STILL BE SITTING PRETTY ON A THRONE! YOU LITTLE WALRUS-TOOTHED DISAPPOINTMENT!

Moon: Wait! What's all his fault?

Tundra: LIKE I'D ANSWER TO YOU NIGHTWING SCUM!

All: *gasp*

Joy: She didn't.

Air: She did not.

Umber: She did NOT.

Winter: You did.

Kinkajou: NOT.

Turtle: JUST.

Carnelian: SAY.

Qibli: That.

Moon: Oh no.

*Joy, Air, Winter, Qibli, Kinkajou, Secretkeeper, and Darkstalker, attack Tundra and Narwhal.*

Umber/Carnelian/Turtle:.......so. 

Umber: What now?

Turtle: Shouldn't we be concerned that Darkstalker just jumped out of the mountain and ripped off Tundra's arm?

Carnelian: No. We should be concerned that Joy ripped out Narwhal's horn and is currently stabbing him in the eye with it.

Turtle: Well, ya. That too.

Umber: Maybe we should just.........

Carnelian: Back away?

Turtle: Yes. Good plan. Let's back away now.

*Carnelian, Umber, and Turtle, back away slowly*

A/N: And that is why you should never demote Tundra and Narwhal to the 7th Circle. Also, OVER 1K READS!!!! That's awesome!!! You guys/gals/dragons are THE BEST!! I really love writing your hilarious dares! Don't be afraid to send some truths, or dares for my ocs! Anything is welcome! Now, HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!