Your Dad Is WHO?!!?! (D.O.D. Guest Starring Moon)

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 Air: *fangirl screaming*

Seashell: *running around shaking everyone and screaming*

Nightflyer:.....WHAT?

Seashell/Air: JELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: Oh dear moons. 

Rainkeeper: What about it?

Air: *about to explode with shipping happiness*

Seashell: *throws Iphone at them* READ THE FREAKING BOOK!!!!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: *reads*

Rainkeeper:......Kelp. Will. DIE.

Joy: *slaps Rainkeeper* NO!

*players appear*

Clay: Can you NOT affect any of our personal relationships from now on?

Air: Why do you say that NOW, after we killed you and Peril to start World War 3?

Rainkeeper: maybe its because they finally found the point in the books where Peril asks Clay out on a date and he says yes.

Peril: Wait I do? AND HE DOES!?!?!?!?!?

Clay: I do?

Hosts: *shrugs*

*Moon appears* 

Seashell: Go on, say it.

Moon: No idea why his was a dare but okay.

Moon: Hi

Sunny: Hi Moon!

Starflight: What's up?

Tsunami: Winterwatcher or Wintershell?

Glory: Sup

Clay: .....Don't you have a class now?

Moon: My father is Morrowseer.

Players:..............

Glory: *twitches*

Starflight: *frozen in horror*

Deathbringer: *sharpens talons*

Sunny: *staring with a slightly murderous look on her face*

Tsunami: *shaking with fury*

Players: *explode*

Hosts: *quickly shield Moon*

Glory: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deathbringer: *screaming and throwing various weapons everywhere*

Sunny: DEATH! DEATH TO YOU! DEATH TO YOUR FAMILY! DEATH TO YOUR COW!!!!!!

Clay: *gasps* NOT THE COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peril: *is a living inferno*

Starflight: Joy? Gun. Please.

Joy: ......Nooooooo

Fatespeaker: *hyperventilating*

Riptide: *is seriously confused*

Riptide: Wait who's Morrowseer?

All: *stops*

All: *screams more*

Joy: Oh, you know, just the second most evil dragon in Pyrrhia. Nobody worth noting.

Riptide: What did he do?

Clay: HE MADE UP THE FAKE PROPHECY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tsunami: HE'S THE REASON WE WERE IMPRISONED UNDER A MOUNTAIN FOR YEARS!!!!!

Sunny: HE'S THE REASON MY PARENT'S RELATIONSHIP IS ONE GIANT HEARTBREAKING DISASTER!!!!!!!!!

Fatspeaker: HE'S THE REASON I HAD TO BE STUCK WITH THOSE FREAKING MORONS MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deathbringer: HE'S THE REASON I HAD TO MURDER MY COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glory: HE ORDERED MULTIPLE DRAGONS TO MURDER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peril: HE'S THE REASON ALL THE ICEWING PRISONERS IN THE ARENA DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: And you cared about that why?.....

Peril: Because they were the only ones that didn't die instantly!

Starflight: HE'S THE REASON WHY I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: Wait what?

Starflight: In the books.

All: What?

Starflight:......You know what nevermind.

All: .......what?

Riptide: Oooooooh. Didn't he have some fling with Blister?

Moon: Wait what?

Air: I heard it was Scarlet.

Peril: I heard that too....

Moon: WHAT?

Deathbringer: There was SOMETHING going on with him and Battlewinner.

Moon: WHAT!!?!?!?

Sunny: Wasn't there something with Burn too?

Riptide: No, that was with Nautilus.

Fatespeaker: Ew.

Moon: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Air: Ah, Morrowseer, the ladies man.

Deathbringer: Nightwings do have a class on charm....

Glory: I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer:......Where do I sign up?

Air/ Fatespeaker/ Starflight: NIGHTFLYER!

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