Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

I'm Angrily Marrying You (D.O.D.)

Hosts: *hanging out, not worrying at all*

Rainkeeper: *walks in and collapses to the floor*

Joy: *looks over* 

Joy: Keepie, you okay?

Rainkeeper: *no response*

Joy: *pokes him with stick*

Joy: You dead?

Rainkeeper: Maybe.

Joy: Okay. *goes back to chilling*

Rainkeeper: *stares*

Rainkeeper: WE COVERED NINE DARES IN JUST TWO PARTS, AND YET WE STILL HAVE OVER TWENTY DARES TO DO!!!!!

Air: That's good.

Rainkeeprr: NO IT'S NOT!!!! IT'S STRESSFUL!!!!!!

Joy: Rainkeeper, when will you learn? None of us care about stress, except maybe Nightflyer. To us, twenty dares to do is good. It means we are well liked.

Air: Yea. It's your job to stress over it.

Joy: Why else are you here?

Nightflyer: Comedic Value.

Seashell: To show Glory and Deathbringer that not all their children are mentally insane.

Air: Just most of them are.

*players appear*

Glory: This is disgusting. 

Tsunami: They'll NEVER fall for it.

Peril: I don't know, this seems believable.

Clay: Ew, really?

Sunny: *shudders* This is going to be a long day.

Fatespeaker: Everybody ready?

Riptide: Unfortunately.

Air: Hie everyone! What's u-

Sunny: *kisses Clay*

Air: *screams bloody murder and scrambles away, cowering behind Nightflyer*

Peril: Oh, a lot has happened since you guys were here....

Nightflyer: Like what? *is slightly traumatized for Air*

Glory: *internally screeches* We got married! 

Joy: Glorybringer?

Glory: *leans against Riptide* Nope!

Joy:......................................Excuse me, I have to go throw up. *runs out of room*

Rainkeeper: But, if you're married to Riptide, then who-

Deathbringer: *throws his arm around Tsunami and kisses her cheek*

Deathbringer: They really have't caught on yet, have they, darling?

Tsunami: *is extremely mortified* *presses closer to Deathbringer* No, of course they haven't- *slams foot down on Deathbringer's tail* Sweetheart.

Seashell: NOPE! JUST FREAKING NOPE I'M OUT!

Rainkeeper: *shudders*

Nightflyer: You know, what makes this 10 times MORE disturbing is that Joy marries Tsunami's son in the future.

Rainkeeper:...............Why did you remind me of that?? *throws up in a corner*

Nightflyer: *is the last host standing* *looks at Peril*

Nightflyer: So, who are you married to?

Peril: Myself.

Nightflyer:......Really?

Peril: Yep.

Nightflyer:.....And Clay and Sunny?

Sunny: *hugs Clay* Are happily married!

Clay: *looks like he's about to cry*

Air: *on the ground, struggling to breathe* *grabs Nightflyer*

Air: Nightflyer.......PLEASE......STOP.... *collapses*

Nightflyer:....Air? *pokes her* Air? *no response* *checks her pulse* AIR?!?!?!?!!?

Fatespeaker: Oh great.

Staflight: You've killed her.

Joy: *walks in*

Joy: *sees Nightflyer panicking, Air lying motionless on the floor, Starflight and Fatespeaker struggling not to laugh, Sunny attempting to calm a now extremely concerned Clay, Glory sending terrified looks towards Deathbringer, Riptide looking afraid, Tsunami looking murderous, and Deathbringer, as always, looking extremely smug*

Joy: Was......was this a dare?

Sunny: YES!

Peril: OH THANK THE MOONS WE'RE FREE!!!

Glory: GET AWAY FROM ME YA SEA SLUG *shoves Riptide*

Clay: *starts crying* 

Sunny: Clay? You okay?

Peril: *shoves Sunny into the wall and bear hugs Clay*

Peril: It's alright, Clay bear....It's all over now.

Clay: *sniffles and curls up with Peril*

Tsunami: YOU ARE A REVOLTING ASSASSIN *shudders* SQUID-BRAIN WHERE ARE YOU?!!??!

Deathbringer: That went better than I had anticipated.

Deathbringer: *gets tackled to the ground by Glory*

Deathbringer: *grins smugly* Well this is intriguing.

Glory: Oh shut up. *kisses Deathbringer* 

Peril: Self, I'm very sorry, but it's just not working out. I love Clay too much to be with you.

Peril: *sniffles* Fine! I knew you were cheating on me anyway! *storms away*

Peril: Honey, don't be like that! *chases after self*

Starflight: Uh......Okay?

Rainkeeper: Uh, how about we do the actual dare for today?

Joy: *sniffles* How about we do that after we have a funeral for Air?

Rainkeeper: wait WHAT!?!?!

Seashell: *checks pulse again and shakes head* Nothing.

Nightflyer: *lower lip trembles*

Joy: Oh no. 

Rainkeeper: QUICK! SEASHELL! RESURRECT HER!

Seashell: I can't resurrect her!

Rainkeeper: Why not?!?!!?!

Seashell: Because she's from the future, you moron!!

Nightflyer: *disappears*

Joy:.....That can't be good.

Nightflyer: *reappears with a living Air*

Nightflyer: DID IT!!!

Air: What the heck? 

Seashell: How the hell......

Nightflyer: It's called the power of LOVE.

Nightflyer: *clings to Air* Never leave me again

Air: why would I ever- *sees face* Awww, okay. *hugs Nightflyer*

Rainkeeper: Airflyer is restored. I can continue living life.

Joy: Um.....Okay?

Seashell: What now?

Joy: I'LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!