Air: *scowls* I hate it when he comes here.
Rainkeeper: I like it.
Nightflyer: *sighs*
Joy: What?
Nightflyer: Now I can't flirt.....
Air: *whacks Nightflyer*
Joy: Why do you like it?
Rainkeeper: *is randomly sharpening a stick*
Rainkeeper: Squelch and I have an understanding.
Joy:..............Okaaaaaaaaaaaay.
*Squelch appears*
Squelch: Woah, I'm here again!
Air: Unfortunately.
Squelch: *tackles Air*
Squelch: Come on, you miss your little brother when I'm not here....
Air: I really don't.
Rainkeeper: Sup Squelch.
Squelch: Nutin much. You?
Rainkeeper: Nothin *fist-bumps Squelch*
Seashell: WTF is this relationship?
Joy: You start shipping them and I throw you off a cliff.
Seashell:.................I have wings....
Joy: Then I'll cut your wings off first.
Seashell: Then Darkstalker will catch me.
Joy: Then I'll get Kinkajou to destroy him with pineapples first.
Seashell:.....Dammit.
Squelch: What am I even doing here?
Joy: We need you to kidnap Flower.
Rainkeeper: Without Smolder noticing.
Squelch: ..............So you want me to kidnap a scavenger, that is with Smolder at all times, without him noticing?
Air: Yes.
Squelch:......Okay. I'm in.
Joy: We should give you more dares.
Air: Do it, and I'll kill you.
Nightflyer: Air, calm down.
Squelch: I'll do it if Nightflyer quits flirting with my sister.
Nightflyer: I am not flirting!
Squelch: Not flirting my ass. Now back off.
Air: Squelch, I will harm you.
Squelch: I'm just protecting you.
Nightflyer: *growls*
Squelch: *growls back*
Air: *growls louder than both of them*
Seashell: Let's get this started, shall we?
*teleports everyone to the Sand Kingdom*
Squelch: *silently sneaks up behind Smolder*
Flower: *is on Smolder's shoulder, sees Squelch*
Flower: *starts making frantic scavenger noises*
Smolder: Huh? What is it Flower?
Flower: *More gibberish and pointing*
Smolder: *turns around*
Smolder: *sees nothing*
Squelch: *has kidnapped Fluffy*
Squelch: AH! SHUT UP YOU STUPID SCAVENGER!
Fluffy: *screeches*
Air: Scavenger author, can you translate?
Me: Fluffy is shouting I WANT HOLLER PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Air: Thank you.
Me: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, GOODBYE! *vanishes*
Air:.......What?
Squelch: How do I get Flower to be quiet?
Joy: *tosses him a flask and a rag*
Joy: Chloroform. Use it well.
Air: Did you seriously just give my brother chloroform?
Joy: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
Air: *facetalons*
Squelch: *sneaks up behind Flower*
Squelch: *hits her with the chloroform flask*
Joy: *sighs* That not how you.......just......Why?
Squelch: *switches Flower with Fluffy before Smolder notices*
Squelch: Run!
*teleports back to JMA*
Squelch: Now what?
Rainkeeper: We wait.
Sand Kingdom.....
Smolder: *glances at Flower*
Smolder: *stops dead*
Smolder: *grabs scavenger by the throat*
Smolder: You're not Flower.
Fluffy: *screams*
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
