Air: *forces all the hosts into ugly Christmas sweaters*
Air: *is wearing a supernatural themed sweater*
Air: HAPPY HOLIDAYS! *snaps picture*
Joy: *looks revolted and murderous*
Nightflyer: *is itching at the sweater*
Seashell: *is very confused*
Rainkeeper: *giving Joy bunny ears and smiling*
Air: BEST CHRISTMAS CARD EVER!
*players appear*
Joy: *burns off sweater* DEADLY DARE TIME!
Qibli:.....Why are you in sweaters?
Air: BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!
Nightflyer: And we're going to quiz you on your Christmas knowledge!
Rainkeeper: *melts off sweater*
Rainkeeper: And if you answer wrong...
Joy: *cocks gun*
Joy: You get shot.
Seashell: *throws away sweater*
Seashell: Let's begin!
J.W.:................Crap.
Umber:.....Uh, what's Christmas?
Air: First question!
Nightflyer: Name the eight reindeer.
Air: Whoever names the ninth one will be safe for the next round.
JW:.......................uh
Kinkajou: Oh! I know! There's....Dasher?
Joy: And Kinkajou lives another day.
Kinkajou: Thank the moons.
Turtle:....Dancer?
Joy: My favorite one.
Qibli: I don't know......Comet?
Rainkeeer: That's right!
Moon: Vixen?
Umber: Cupid?
Seashell: Correct!
Carnelian: um........Prancer?
Hosts: *nods*
Winter: Crap, uh..........Danner?
Joy: Wrong. *shots gun*
Winter: *nerf bullet bounces off him*
Witer: Wth?
Joy: AIR WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GUN!??!!?
Air: It's the holidays! We can't really kill them!
Joy: ......................Maybe you'll just accidentally perish then.
Nightflyer: Winter, you're out. Next question!
Rainkeeper: Moon, What is Santa's catchphrase?
Moon: Isn't it, ho ho ho?
Joy: *bursts out laughing*
Rainkeeper: Correct!
Seashell: Umber, who is Frosty?
Umber:......An icewing?
Joy: *switches guns and shoots Umber*
Umber: *yelps and gets hit with a bb*
Joy: *twitches in anger and throws gun at Umber*
Air: Kinkajou, who is the red-nosed reindeer?
Kinkajou: Rudolph!
Air: Yes!
Nighflyer: Carnelian, what is one object commonly found on top of a christmas tree?
Carnelian:......................
Carnelian: A dragon?
Joy: *shoots gun*
*bang flag shoots out the end*
Joy: *screeches*
Rainkeeper: Qibli, what are Santa's helpers called?
Qibli: ..............Goblins?
Joy: *fires grenade launcher at Qibli*
Qibli: *gets hit by ornament*
Joy: *takes hammer and starts beating the launcher with it*
Air:Turtle, finish the song. "He's making a list, he's checking it twice,"
Turtle: ....He's gonna find out whose fire or ice?
Joy: *throws Turtle out the window*
Turtle: *screams*
Joy: Ah, much better.
Nightflyer: Whose left?
Moon: Me.
Kinkajou: Me!
Rainkeeper: Okay.....Moon, what were Frosty's first words?
Moon:.....Happy hatching day?
Hosts:......
Air: Close enough.
Seashell: Last question.
Joy: *prepares chainsaw*
*chainsaw has christmas lights instead of blades*
Joy: *snaps and attacks Air*
Nightflyer: What did Santa exclaim as he drove out of sight?
All: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
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