Darkstalker Death By Puppies! (Both)

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A/N: Dedicated to reayaonyx

Joy: ELECTRONICS SUCK!

Seashell: Wait WAHT! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?!?!

Joy: I dunno, because the scavenger that writes these asked me to?

Seashell: WHY WOULD SHE HATE ELECTRONICS!?!?!?

Joy: Because her laptop is only BARELY picking up wifi in half the places she goes?

Air: And because of that, it has taken her like four days to write this?

Seashell: Oh...........WELL DON'T BE MAD AT ELECTRONICS!

*players appear*

Moon: Hell-o again.

Clay: Air, are you going to have a Supernatural crisis today?

Air: Nah, I'm doing just fine.

Air: I lied.

Air: I'm dying inside.

All:.........

Peril: Well okay then.

Rainkeeper: So today, we have- drumroll please-

Joy: *does the epic drum solo from "Calling In The Air Tonight"

Rainkeeper: Hide and Seek!

Air: TO THE DEATH!

Players: *screams in fear*

Joy: WITH DEATH BY PUPPIES!

Players: *screams louder*

Nightflyer: AND DARKSTALKER'S THE ONE TRYING TO FIND YOU!

Seashell: *holds up a glass*

Players: *scream*

*glass breaks*

Seashell: Oooooo, we should make you guys into a choir!

Sunny: Please don't.

Air: OH! And here's the other thing. 

Nightflyer: Only Umber, Glory, Kinkajou, Turtle, Winter, Qibli and Moon have to play.

Clay: YES!

Carnelian: WE LIVE ANOTHER DAY!!!!

Starflight: Hallelujah! 

Glory/Umber/Qinterwatcher/Turtljou: *glare*

Deathbringer: Sorry?

Tsunami: Definitely not sorry.

Joy: BABY I'M SORRY!

Other hosts: NOT SORRY!

Joy: BEING SO BAD GOT ME FEELING SO GOOD!

Hosts: *keep singing as the players go hide*

*one day later*

Joy: Okay, Darkstalker, go find them!

Darkstalker: And, WHY exactly am I doing this? I could just kill all of you and take over the world.

Air:.....Because, if you do....we'll give you candy?

Darkstalker: So?

Seashell: We'll resurrect Clearsight for a few minutes?

Darkstalker: No thanks.

Nightflyer: Because we're all secretly terrified of you and just would really appreciate it?

Darkstalker: Tempting......But no.

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