Joy: No.
Air: Yes.
Joy: No.
Air: Yes.
Joy: NO.
Air: YES.
Joy: NO!
Air: YES!
Nightflyer: What are you two arguing about?
Joy: IT'S NOT HAPPENING!
Air: YES IT IS!
Air: One of the scavengers asked that Rainkeeper be a host, and Joy refuses to let it happen.
Joy: NOT. HAPPENING.
Seashell: Why not? Rainkeeper's nice.
Nightflyer: Joy, I'm gonna have to side with Air on this one.
Joy: WHAT! Why? you hate Rainkeeper!
Nightflyer: I do not hate him. I tolerate him. There's a difference.
Joy: NO THERE'S NOT!
Seashell: That's coming from the girl that said there was a difference between Killing and Murdering.
Air: Well, actually that's true.
Nightflyer: How about we compromise? Rainkeeper will be a host for this round, and then the rest of the scavengers can decide if they want him to stay. Okay?
Joy/Air: Fine.
*players plus Rainkeeper appear*
Sunny: Oh look, they've brought another one.
Rainkeeper: So I am going to be a host?
Nightflyer: For now, yes.
Peril: And who are you?
Air: Just tell them your name and your parents.
Rainkeeper: Kay. I'm Rainkeeper. My parents are Glory and Deathbringer, making me Joy's wonderful older brother.
Deathbringer: I LOVE THE FUTURE!!!! SO MUCH!
Glory: There's another one? Kill me now, someone. Please.
Scarlet: I CAN DO THAT! *lunges at Glory*
Deathbringer: *grabs Scarlet, snaps her neck* No.
Rainkeeper: Okay then.
Tsunami: So, future disturbed dragons, what are we doing today?
Seashell: I am not disturbed!
Hosts: *stare*
Seashell: .................Well...I'm less disturbed than Joy!
Joy: Eh, true.
Air: So, Deathbringer, come here.
Air: *whispers the dare*
Deathbringer: So, I have one question for these scavengers.
Nighflyer: Shoot.
Deathbringer: Are you trying to get me killed? Or just all the female Nightwings?
Joy: My guess is the female Nightwings.
Air: *nods in agreement*
Nightflyer: They're really no great loss.
Fatespeaker: Excuse me?
Nighflyer: I mean BESIDES YOU!!?! *laughs nervously*
Rainkeeper: Let's get on with this, shall we? *snaps talons*
*teleports everyone to the Rainforest*
Sunny: So what are we doing?
Joy: Glory, go sleep for suntime. Deathbringer, you have your job. Everyone else, sit back and watch the show.
Rainkeeper: Or, most likely, watch as Deathbringer and a bunch of female Nightwings are violently murdered.
All: Okay!
Glory: *falls asleep on platform*
Deathbringer: *sits next to her, not really dreading what's coming*
Air: Now?
Nightflyer: Now.
Air: *snaps talons*
*all the female nightwings appear besides Fatespeaker*
Deathbringer: Hello ladies. *flashes a smile*
Female Nightwings: *sigh and swoon slightly*
Clay: ............What are we watching?
Glory: *opens one eye*
Glory: *sees all the female nightwings drooling over Deathbringer as he casually flirts with them*
Glory: *opens other eye and blinks several times*
Glory: *takes deep breath*
Glory: DEATHBRINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deathbringer: *screams*
Glory: *attacks him*
Deathbringer: Glory! It was a- *gets face smashed into a tree* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glory: YOU LITTLE- *starts strangling him*
Glory: *notices the female Nightwings slowly backing away* WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU EITHER!!!! *sprays venom*
*screams*
Joy: *eating popcorn*
Nightflyer: *watching in horror* *covers Air's eyes*
Air: What? What happened?
*more screams*
Seashell: *horrified*
Rainkeeper: Hey, Joy. Pass the popcorn.
Joy: M'kay. *passes popcorn*
Other players: *more disturbed with the reactions of the Glorybringer dragonets then they are with the massacre going on in front of them*
*chainsaw sounds*
Rainkeeper: Where'd she get the chainsaw?
Joy: Oh I gave it to her. They seem to be popular in other truth or dares.
*screams*
Joy: How many dragons do you think are going to live?
Rainkeeper: Honestly? None.
Nightflyer: *goes pale* *quietly* Yea. That's- That's accurate.
Air: I don't want to know, do I?
Nightflyer: No. No you don't.
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...