Rainkeeper: *dumps out a box filled with notecards covered in the same dare*
Rainkeeper: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN?!?!
Rainkeeper: We get it!
Rainkeeper: We'll do it next time!!
Rainkeeper: NOW STOP ASKING FOR IT!
*players appear*
Joy: A Star wars dare was requested, bu we have no ideas.
Air: So we're just gonna have a Star Wars ending.
Seashell: Star Wars Tip numero uno- DON'T GO ON A BRIDGE. YOU GO ON BRIDGE- YOU DIE OR LOSE A HAND!
Nightflyer: Everyone shush. Today is not Star Wars day- Today is Batman day.
Seashell: Okay then forget the Star Wars ending- We'll do that on the 15th. Go Batman crazy.
Air: I'M BATMAN!
Nightflyer: Oh no.
Air: *makes Dean Winchester appear in a Batman costume*
Air: HE'S BATMAN!
Nightflyer: Air, no-
Air: NA NA NA NA NANANA- BATMAN!
Joy: *slaps Air*
Joy: Problem solved.
Winter: Who the hell is Batman?
All:..........................................
*One Batman movie marathon later*
J.W.: BATMAN!
Air: WO!
Nightflyer: What have we done?
Joy: I don't know.
Seashell: Here's today's dare- Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: *gasps* A DARE FOR ME????? FINALLY!!!!!!!
Seashell: You can only speak by flirting with Turtle for the rest of the day.
Kinkajou: *slides next to Turtle*
Kinkajou: Me likey.
Turtle: Oh dear moons.
Rainkeeper: Winter, Qibli, put these on.
Winter: *is wearing a Robin costume*
ME: Please someone draw this, I'm dying laughing just picturing it.
Qibli: *is wearing a Batman costume*
Moon:....WHY.
Joy: They have to fight crime for the rest of the day.
Air: And, for fun, Umber!
Umber: Yea?
Air: You should follow them around and sing the Batman theme.
Umber:....I'm in. Let's go.
Qibli: TO THE BATMOBILE!
Umber: *yells music as they run a way*
Air: Kinakjou, go on.
Kinkajou: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I can feel a connection.
Turtle: this is going to be nothing but horrible pick-up lines, isn't it.
Joy: Yes. Yes it is.
Meanwhile...
Umber: *bursts into the Skywing Palace*
Umber: BATMAN!
Scarelt: What?
Qibli/Winter: *swings into the room on a rope*
Winter: *falls off rope*
Qibli: *punches Scarlet in the face*
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Scarlet: OW! OH, YOU'RE DEAD YOU LITTLE-
Qibli: Shit. RUN!!!!
Umber: *screams getaway music as they run from Scarlet*
JMA...
Kinkajou: Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Turtle: Nah, you like cappuccinos.
Kinkajou: Good thing I have a library card, cause I'm checking you out.
Turtle:.....I like this dare.
Kinkajou: I though you looked familiar- I've dreamt of angels all my life.
Nightflyer: *silently taking notes*
Air: *whacks Nightflyer*
Kinkajou: Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Turtle: *bursts out laughing*
Meanwhile....
Qibli: *bursts through Stronghold wall in the batmoblie*
Qibli: Oops.
Winter: Holy rusted metal Batman!
Qibli: *yells and attacks Smolder*
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Smolder: OW!
Thorn: *sees wall*
Winter: *waves at Thorn with a smile*
Thorn: QIBLI!
Qibli: *is strangling Smolder* Yes Your Highness?
Thorn: EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU COME IN HERE, YOU CREATE SOME GIANT DISASTER! GET OUT BEFORE YOU BURY MY STRONGHOLD AGAIN!!!
Qibli: BATMAN AWAY!
Umber: NANANANAANANANANA-
Qibli: *crashes through another wall*
Umber: BATMAN!
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
同人小说Exactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
